Friday, November 26, 2010

Book One: Final Post


As I sail off into the sunset, I'm posting an old favorite for the twelfth time. I'm going on hiatus now. My wedding day is one month from now, and yes, we're getting married the day after Christmas. Yes, I know it's nuts, but it wasn't my idea.

It is my idea to take a month off from this blog before my wedding out of respect for my fiancée, and not return to this blog for at least a month after the wedding out of respect for my new wife. Then we'll see what happens.

Many of you emailed and commented many questions and comments to me about me and this blog, and I'll answer in my own way below the fold. It's quite long, so read it only if you really want to. In any case, see you in two months! As for today:

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

AhhhhAlina


Yes, another teen model. I figured I'd take one more look before I went on hiatus. Couldn't stop gazing at this one who goes by the nickname BalletStar for some reason, and I'd be real thankful to be with her today! I'm going to assume she's over 18 cuz she's freakin' perfect.

I want to fuck Alina today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 1 DAY.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Another Barely Legal Barely Incest

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 4/2/2011]]

If you've read my bday posts from several months back, you've noticed that I included a few of my cousins in my fantasies. Believe it or not, cousins are legal in most states, including mine! Anyway, I have more cousins than those three. My dad and mom have several brothers and sisters between them, and many of them have many kids, all my cousins.

I was going through some crap at my parents' house a few weeks ago, and saw this snapshot included in last year's Christmas card. Probably from some prom or something. After gazing at it (and them) for a few hours, I quickly scanned it and emailed it to myself. She's a cousin I haven't seen in over nine years, but I'd really, really like to see her now! She's now a high school senior in Florida, and is already 18. So doubly legal!

I want to fuck my cousin Becky today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 2 DAYS.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

No Longer Bait VIII


BAIT IS LEGAL!!! Well, it finally happened. I usually love it when this happens, but for some reason there's a little letdown today. This one finally turns 18 today. But I've lusted for her for so long, that it almost doesn't matter. Plus, she's turned into such a white-trash skank, that it's hard to get turned on anymore. I wonder if it's the fact that she's no longer jailbait that makes her less appealing, since she's now just another in a long list of Hollywood sluts. Maybe. But looking at her still does it for me now and then. Like today!

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 3 DAYS.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Battle of the Emmas & Bait Alert


Due to all this bullshit out there about the newest Harry Potter movie, I've been seeing a LOT of this little hottie around. Unfortunately, most are of her now after that hideous haircut that left her looking like a little boy with leukemia. Anyway, I was having some fun webbrowsing for pix of her, and saw some blog entry with the label "Battle of the Emmas" with a long entry and comment section about who was hotter: Emma Stone, Emma Roberts, or Emma Watson.

I mean, is there any fucking doubt? Why is anyone arguing about this? True, I have posted Emma Roberts on 2/10, and Emma Stone the other day on 11/7. But, come on! I'm sure you can see from my posts from 1/25, 4/15, 4/17, and 8/8 who I would choose. So I'm posting my own Battle of the Emmas. It's no fucking contest!

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 4 DAYS.

JAILBAIT ALERT:

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Sweet Cherry


Yes, another teen model. I need to stay off those sites. They're fucking dangerous! This amazing one has blown me away for what seems like years now. So fucking perfect, I'm going to assume she's 18.

I want to fuck Cherry today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 5 DAYS.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Another Real Bait Incest

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 4/2/2011]]

Back on June 23, I mentioned how my brother Steve called to gripe about finding nude pix of his slutty daughter Brittany on her laptop, and how he's pretty sure she's emailing them around and posting them on websites and who-knows-where. Then on Oct 27, I mentioned he called again to complain more after finding more on her laptop, and on real jailbait sites. (Why was he looking there?)

I told only half story for that day.

He also called to gripe about his younger daughter Alexis. That's her above several months ago when she was 12. You might remember I included Alexis, as well as Brittany, in my birthday fantasies. Since then she's turned 13, and is following closely in her sister's footsteps. Full frontals of herself were taken and sent out to who-knows-where. Again, for some reason, he sent some to me, probably for some sympathy, but my reaction was very different. Here's one of the SFW ones:

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 4/2/2011]]

I've already mentioned twice that I'd like a shot at Brittany, but now I'm aiming higher, or is it lower? What really turns me on is the following question: Who took these? Her sister? Some guy? Some girl? Any possible answer is very arousing. All I can say is, I'm saying she's 18 and the following:

I want to fuck my niece Alexis today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 6 DAYS.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday's Asian


Ahhhh. Nothing like some hot asian porn. I'd love to have this one for myself for a few hours!

I want to fuck Miko Sinz today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 7 DAYS.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Lovely Laurie


OK, I admit it. I still look at teen model sites. So sue me. But it got me thinking. Let me see. I've posted Sandra Orlow four times, Teen Model Cindy once, Brittany Marie and Sherri Valerie Guzik twice and once, Teen Models Dawn and Lacey twice each, and Cinderella Girl once. I still haven't posted one of my all-time favorites, who I am sure is over 18 by this point.

I want to fuck Laurie today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 8 DAYS.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Fine Frenchie


I found out about this little hot one only yesterday. She's an adorable 26-year old French pop star, or chanteuse as they say. I may have to start listening if she sounds as hot as she looks!

I want to fuck Alizée today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 9 DAYS.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Sha-Sha-Sha-Shailene


Another bday of another hottie from TV. Yesterday was her 19th. Some shows I've seen, most I have not. But I'm seeing her now!

I want to fuck Shailene Woodley today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 10 DAYS.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Bustin' Out Barely Bait


If this hot little asian looks familiar, it's cuz she was recently known all over the web as the "Busty 11-Year-Old Girl with F Cup." (Google it!) Today she turns 17, which is legal in my state and 37 others. That's fine with me!

I want to fuck Saaya Irie today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 11 DAYS.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Joltin' Jordyn


Am I supposed to know this chick? Some pop singer of some real crap, I'm sure. I don't, but I wish I did. She turns 20 today, perfect chance for some webpic browsing.

I want to fuck Jordyn Taylor today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 12 DAYS.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Another Real Real Bait


OK, I know I've made a few rules for myself on this blog, and I've broken them only once or twice. Well, I'm going on hiatus in two weeks, so my stringency is slipping. I'm breaking a rule again today. I already posted a jailbait alert for this ridiculously adorable thing back on Feb 7 when I said "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years. Keep an eye on her!"

Well, things have changed, because SHE has changed. Or grown up a bit, or is growing up a bit. Whatever. The fact is she's fucking incredible. And a little look around the web shows I'm not alone. (Although I seem to be one of the first to have pointed her out to the world last winter!) Is it her amazing CSLs? Or is it something else? I don't know. Anyway, today, I'm going to assume she's 18.

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 13 DAYS.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Disney Dish II


As I said back on Dec 11, my interest in this girl really comes and goes. Actually, most days I don't even look twice at her. But today is her 28th bday, so I took a closer look at a LOT of pix of her. Now I'm in the mood for her.

I want to fuck Anne Hathaway again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 14 DAYS.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Naughty Natalie


Amazing! I can actually have the hots for someone over 20! Of course, being a Miss Universe certainly helps just a little. This awesome hot one got that award in 2005, and she turns 29 today.

I want to fuck Natalie Glebova today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 15 DAYS.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Real Bait XI and Not Bait Rerun


Thanks to a suggestion from a reader a few weeks ago, I've been checking out pix of this wonderful hottie on the right. I'm not sure why I haven't posted her yet; my eyes have turned toward her many times in the last year or two. Now I know she's still only 16, but that's legal in my state and in 30 more. Plus, the girl she's with here, Lorraine Nicholson, is 20, and I already posted her back on 4/16. This pic is a shot of the two of them filming the movie "Soul Surfer," and it really got me going, so I have to say the following:

I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb and Lorraine Nicholson together today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 16 DAYS.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Bubbling Biba


I love women athletes, including those in table tennis. That's right! This hot thing plays ping-pong for a living. Hey, don't laugh. It's actually an Olympic sport! Anyway, this smokin Serbian turns 33 today, if you can believe it. What is age but a only a number?

I want to fuck Biba Golic today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 17 DAYS.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Drippin' Droke


When I first saw this hot little thing's pix, after hearing she turns 23 today, I thought I was looking at bait, but I wasn't. Well, mostly not. She began acting at 17, so most of the pix I see are over 18. So why does she look 11 years old? And why is that so hot? Am I sick? Probably.

I want to fuck Samantha Droke today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 18 DAYS.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Smokin' Stone


Does anyone have any idea who this chick is? I have no fucking clue, some actress in some shit I've never seen. But she turned 22 yesterday, and she's hot today!

I want to fuck Emma Stone today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 19 DAYS.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Ahhh Ana


I love tennis hotties. What can I say. This hot little Serbian turns 23 today. Let me at her!

I want to fuck Ana Ivanović today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 20 DAYS.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Real Bait X


I saw this girl's name on a celeb birthday list two days ago and gave it a pass. One, because she turned only 15. Two, I didn't look too close. Today I did, and I can't give it a pass. Half her blood is also in the Kardashian sluts, through her mother Kris Houghton, which explains why she's so fucking hot. (Her mother first married Robert Kardashian and is now married to Bruce Jenner.)

I can't look away, so I'm giving in. And I've convinced myself she's 18!

I want to fuck Kendall Jenner today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 21 DAYS.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Sword Swallower


I need to stay off the teen model pages. They do me no good. There are several I've been checking out over and over these past few years. I've seen this one around for five years or so, many of them nude. Now I know for a fact that she's over 18 now, even though I have no idea what her real name is, and that she poses more freely in the nude than ever before. But the one line I draw on whoiwanttofucktoday, and I'm not exactly sure why, is nudity. So, I'm posting this incredibly hot one that leaves very little to the imagination.

I want to fuck Cinderella Girl today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 22 DAYS.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Mexican Mouthful


Does anyone know this chick? I wish I did. Today is the 21st birthday of this Mexican-American singer of pop songs I've never heard. Who cares? Get a load of that ass!

I want to fuck Paula DeAnda today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 23 DAYS.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Halloween Temptation III


Anyone who's familiar at all with Brittany Marie Guzik, who I already posted on 3/21 and 5/29, knows she has two younger sisters. One of them turned legal on Sept 16, and I missed it! Will she now pose nude like her slutty older sis? One can only hope. Until then, there're lotsa non-nudes, including this Halloween homemade.

I want to fuck Sherri Valerie Guzik today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 24 DAYS.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween Temptation II


Halloween should be a season, not just one day. Especially when hot young sluts dress like this! Or look like this on the web, anyway! Another fan pic of the same teen model, who I assume is over 18.

I want to fuck Lacey again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 25 DAYS.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Halloween Temptation


Who hasn't lusted over teen models all over the web these past ten years? This one is always a turn-on, and I just found some homemade Halloween ones of her. Not bad at all. I'm going to assume she's 18 years old.

I want to fuck Lacey today.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Nectarous Nastia II


Posted this hot thing with the endless legs back on Jan 20. I love looking at her face, but this pic is just too hot, even without it. Today is her 21st bday. Let's partay!

I want to fuck Nasita Liukin again today.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Impossible Barely Bait Duo


Today is the 17th birthday of this amazingly hot young thing. She's in some cable drama I've never seen, and I've never heard of her until today. The amazing thing is her mother is Olivia Hussey, who starred in the 1968 movie version of "Romeo and Juliet," with a nude scene when she was only 15! I've always had the hots for that classic bait!


My wish today calls for some time travel. I want them both at the same age, which is legal in my state and 37 others.

I want to fuck Olivia Hussey when she was 17 and her daughter India Eisley together today.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sultry Sandra IV


I love that Sandra is legal now, and no one can get on my case about her. Even though her bait pix are really hot, her new ones are just as great. And since no one seems to be sure of her real last name, I'll just say the following.

I want to fuck Sandra again today.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Real Bait Incest II

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 4/2/2011]]

My brother Steve is flipping out, realizing he's raising a young slut. My post from 6/23 explained how his then-13-year-old daughter was sending out nude pix of herself to who-knows-who. (She's turned 14 since then.) Now he found more on her laptop, and he's even found some posted on some jailbait sites! (Why is he looking there?) Now, he's not sure how to put a stop to it. I couldn't tell him I half-hope he can't! Not sure why he keeps sending them to me, though I think it's for some sympathy and advice.

I already included Brittany in my birthday fantasies, and in another fantasy after he showed me her pix the first time back in June. All I can say is something I can't say to him. (And I'm saying this imagining she's 18 years old!)

I want to fuck my niece Brittany again today.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Scrumptious, Savory and Succulent Sasha the Fifth


Five times for this hot little dish. Today's her 26th bday, and I couldn't pass up another look at her. Fucking awesome!

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Natalie XI


Fucking again? Yes, fucking again. No explanation needed.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Awesome Ariel


Now this is barely legal! I would swear this one is no older than 14, but the site says she's legal, so I choose to believe it!

I want to fuck Ariel today.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Far Out Felicity


It's pornstar week here at WhoIWantToFuckToday! I've been seeing this well-endowed hot one for a long time too. I think this is one of her very early, barely legal ones.

I want to fuck Felicity Fey today.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Tap Tawnee


I've seen this hot little thing online for a few years now. No idea how old she is now, or how old some of these pix are, but I don't care!

I want to fuck Tawnee Stone today.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Sandy the Slut


Feel like a pornstar today. Found this hottie easy on the eyes.

I want to fuck Sandy today.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Hayden V


Yes, another rerun. Saw a display of her in Nordstrom's the other day. Not sure what for, but I had pleasant thoughts the rest of the day.

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Kooky Katie


All right. We all know this girl's a little nuts, and her fucked up husband went off the deep end a long time ago. But she's still pretty damn hot! I saw this cover in the supermarket yesterday, and almost bought it only for the cover!

I want to fuck Katie Holmes today.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Va-Va-Vonn


Well, it's a good thing I fucked Frieda yesterday, a day before her birthday, because today is someone else's bday too, and I wouldn't've wanted to choose. A skier this time. This US Olympian from Minnesota turns 26 today. Let's swoosh together!

I want to fuck Lindsey Vonn today.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

A Day Early


I just can't wait. I fell for this hot dark thing pretty hard when I saw her in Slumdog Millionaire a couple of years ago. Tomorrow is her 26th birthday, but I want to celebrate now.

I want to fuck Freida Pinto today.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Real Thing


My post on Thursday got me thinking. It'd be great fucking a celeb lookalike, but even better fucking the real thing! Right? So.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens again today.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Elena Elixer


Another tennis hottie. This one is an awesome Russian who turns 29 today. Game, set, match me!

I want to fuck Elena Dementieva today.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Beachy Hottie


I was going through all the recent pix on my digital, when I saw ones of this hot thing I completely forgot about. I had to take a few shots of this girl, because she looked so much like Vanessa Hudgens, even though I know she wasn't. A little too chunky too, but I liked it!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Sweet Summer


Another Olympic swimmer today. This one actually turns 30-fucking-8 years old today! I think she still has it, but she was clearly hotter back in the day.

I want to fuck Summer Sanders when she was 18 today.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Ooh La La!


I was too focused on bait the other day, that I missed a bday. This hot little frenchie is an Olympic swimmer, and she turned 24 three days ago. Pretty freakin nice! And I recently saw a buncha amateur nudes online that are supposed to be her, but no one seems to be sure. But, anyway.

I want to fuck Laure Manaudou today.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Wonderful Wie II


I know I posted this hot tall sip of asia back on July 19, but I got to thinking of her again cuz she turns 21 today. Let's have some fun.

I want to fuck Michelle Wie again today.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Gabby Goodie


Am I supposed to know this chick? I wish I did. She's an Australian pop singer, and I'm sure her songs suck, but I do enjoy looking at her! Her 19th bday is today. Yum.

I want to fuck Gabriella Cilmi today.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Barely Bait VII


It seems to be bait week here at whoiwanttofuck! I've seen this one in fucking nothing, but she turns 16 today, and I want to party (in two years!)

I want to fuck Jodelle Ferland when she turns 18 today.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Real Real Bait


I'm breaking my cardinal rule today, just like I did on my bday. And it's for the same chick. You might have noticed that everyone I choose to wanttofuck is 18 or over. I have occasionally listed 16 year olds as "Real Bait" and 17 year olds as "Barely Bait," who are both legal in my state. But I always say that I'll fuck them when they turn 18 to make it 50-state legal. I've also been listing "Jailbait Alerts" of cute young things, between 12 and 15, who will most likely be very fuckable in the years ahead. Some I admit are fuckable right now, but I never say it on this page. Except on my bday. And except today. This hot little fucking thing turns only 13 today. I've wanted her for many months, probably more than 12, which makes it really sick, I know!

But there's something about her which makes this an obsessive infatuation. She's just too fucking hot for her age, and too fucking sexy. That fact that she seems really loose makes it even worse, or better! In any case, I'll just give in and say it.

I want to fuck Bella Thorne today!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Thursday's Asian


I have no idea what this chick does, but I do have a name. I just happened to see her while browsing through some hot asian chicks. This one's Japanese, and I have no idea how old she is, but I'm gonna assume she's old enough.

I want to fuck Miho Yoshioka today.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Dominating Dominique


I remember when this hot little gymnast was a serious piece of jaibait. I just found out she turned 29 this past Thursday, and is married and a mom. She's still pretty hot, but I still like her younger, like in this pic from over 10 years ago.

I want to fuck Dominique Moceanu when she was 18 today.