Monday, February 28, 2011

Naughty Natalia


I had the hots for this Russkie model when she was way-too-young for it too be legal. I didn't fucking care; I just wanted her! She turns 29 today, and I just have to say the flame is gone from that fire! That is one hottie who did not age well. Oh, well. There's always my memory!

I want to fuck Natalia Vodianova when she was 18 today.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Mila the Ninth


Just some pic browsing of one of my faves, after hearing some more Oscar stuff about Black Swan. Just having a little solo fun this morning. And this is really her! All growed up and everthin'.

I want to fuck Mila Kunis again today.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Saturday's Asian


Interesting web-browsing day. Got a little more turned on by Asian models yesterday, that I started looking for more. Actually found one whose bday is today. Even though this hot little Japansese "singer and gravure model," according to her bio, looks 12, she actually turns 19 today. Gimme, gimme!

I want to fuck Ai Shinozaki today.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Itching For Isabelle


Today is the 14th bday of childstar Isabelle Fuhrman. Now, last year I posted her as a jailbait alert cuz she was too young to fuck. I took more looks at her pix this year to see if this had changed for me. Not really. Believe it or not, I still think she's too young. However, while googling her, I mistyped, and came up with this other Isabelle, a Filipino model. Nice surprise.

I want to fuck Isabelle Daza today.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Trippin' Over Tipi


I've seen this hot frickin' thing's pix around the web for years, but found out who she was only recently. The thing is, I have no idea how old this Venezuelan model is. Some sights say she's in "8th grade," while others have pix going back five years, all of them with boobs. Now, that either means she had b-cups at 8 years old, or she's well over 18. Anybody know? Never mind! I'm going to assume she's 18!

I want to fuck Tipi today.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Barely Bait X


This fucking hot one gets closer and closer to 18 everyday. (Actually, that's a silly thing to say. Everyone under 18 gets closer and closer to 18 everyday!) Anyway, today is her 17th bday, and since that's legal in my state and 37 others, I really, really want the following.

I want to fuck Dakota Fanning again today.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Double Dose



As much as I love hot celeb bdays, it's a pain-in-the-ass to decide which hot one Iwanttofuck when there are two on the same day. So, today I'm picking both. Interestingly, they both turn 29 today. The first is a hot pro wrestler, and the second is another tennis hottie from Italy.

I want to fuck Maria Kanellis and Flavia Pannetta today.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Another Real Bait Incest II

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Back on Nov 20, I told you that my brother Steve called me on Oct 27 to whine about his slutty daughters posting self-nude pix of themselves online. I know that sounds cruel, but how else can I put it? Also, for some reason, he sent me a few of each of them. And, today I was looking at them again, and again, and again! For today, I'm going to pretend my younger niece is 18 rather than 13, so I can say the following.

I want to fuck my niece Alexis again today.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Terrific Tempting Trio


Any reader of this blog knows how obsessed I am with 13-year old Bella Thorne. Well, today is the 19th bday of her older, and also very hot, sister Kaili. (She's the one on the right.) Several weeks ago, Jan 19, was also the 18th bday of her until-recently-still-jailbait older sister Dani, which I missed during my hiatus. The thing is, I can't look at Kaili without thinking of Bella. So today's wish is the same as my first bday wish last year, (if you happen to have read it) and pretend Bella is 18 too.

I want to fuck Kaili Thorne, then I want to fuck Dani Thorne, then I want to fuck Bella Thorne, then I want to fuck Kaili, Dani, and Bella Thorne together, and then I want them to fuck each other with me today.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

No Longer Bait XII


BAIT IS LEGAL!!! I posted this girl twice before as Barely Bait II, and dreamed of fucking her when she was 18. This is in spite of the fact that she's been legal in my state for two years. Today she turns 18, and now I can enjoy her with no guilt at all.

I want to fuck Victoria Justice today.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Romping With Rosman


I must say I'm surprised I haven't posted this one at all. Strange. This is another one I'll admit to wanting to fuck when she was way-before-legal. Now, she's way-after-legal. Well, not really "way." She turned 21 on Dec 29 during my hiatus, which is certainly close enough.

I want to fuck Mackenzie Rosman today.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Bump Bonnie


Today is Bonnie Wright's 20th bday. As with all celeb bdays, I give a brief look around the web for some shots to see if I wanttofuck them today. Just can't get into this one. Nope. No way. Now her castmate, on the other hand!

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Poppin' Popplewell


Just saw some crap on TV about some of the Narnia movies, and was reminded of this entrancing one. (I missed her 22nd bday on Dec 17 during my hiatus.) She certainly isn't very classically pretty, and I wouldn't even say she's "hot." But there's something about those awesome CSLs, isn't there?

I want to fuck Anna Popplewell today.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

No Longer Bait XI


As bad as missing hot celebs bdays during my hiatus was, missing bait-becomes-legal days was worse! This cute little Disney slut turned 18 on Dec 18, and I missed it! I'll have to make up for it in quantity I guess.

I want to fuck Bridgit Mendler today.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Treat


I was actually going to post someone else today when I got up this morning. But later in the day, I started a sex-related convo with my wife. Got pretty hot. Long story short, she gets almost as hot as I do for hot young girls. This I knew already, but the encounter we had today included a bisexual threesome fantasy with this girl. Un-fucking-believable. Fortunately, I read that this girl is over 18 by now, even though many of her pix are much younger. I mean, she has to be 18 by now, with those hooters and that ass! Anyway, this gave my wife the green light to "allow her in," and it was a great day. This is one of the reasons I married her! So, my wish for today is quite clear.

I want to fuck Cherry and my wife together today.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Hot Hudgens


Another celeb bday missed during my hiatus. This awesome hottie turned 22 on Dec 14, seemingly quite far from the bait she was a few years ago, but somehow even hotter.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens again today.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

No Longer Bait X


I didn't miss this one turning legal. Today! I've never seen this Disney slut before today, but this chunky hot one costars with the much hotter Selena Gomez. As awesome as a threesome sounds right now, I think I'd like to celebrate alone with her.

I want to fuck Jennifer Stone today.

Friday, February 11, 2011

No Longer Bait IX


This one's a little obscure, an also-ran last year on American Idol. But she just turned 18 during my hiatus on Dec 8, and I missed it! Well, it's never too late to celebrate when bait becomes legal.

I want to fuck Katie Stevens today.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Still Real Bait


OK. It's official. I'm a perv. I just realized I'm obsessing over another underage celeb, which can come to no good. This freakin' hot thing turns 14 today. Last year, I posted her as a jailbait alert saying "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years." (For some reason, I thought her bday was the 7th.) Well, that lasted until I posted her again for real on 11/13. Now, after checking out tons of pix of the bday girl, I'm really tempted to have her now, but I'd certainly wait until she's 18. Hey- even my wife said she'd take her! (at 18). How's that for a fantasy?

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

ZzzzzzZiyi


Who could possibly turn down this incredible sip of China. I've had the hots for her for yeeeeeeeears! Today she turns 31, and just as hot as she was at 17.

I want to fuck Zhang Ziyi today.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Kracklin' Kasey


Any idea who this chick is? Neither do I. Some pop star who had a bday during my hiatus on Dec 2. And guess what? She ain't bait! That's right. She turned 19, so it's perfectly safe to have her.

I want to fuck Kasey Butler today.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Barely Bait IX


I was checking out which celeb bdays I missed during my hiatus, and this one couldn't help but catch my eye again. She turned 17 on Dec 8. Since that is above legal age in my state and 37 others, I can safely say, and hopefully do, the following.

I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb today.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Still Another Dream of the Past


Everytime I look an old pic of this former hottie I just want to cry. I used to want her so bad I almost can't believe it. Memories are nice.

I want to fuck Britney Spears when she was 18 again today.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Jewish Lolita


I can't believe I haven't posted this pic yet. It's been on my memory card since last summer when I was casually taking multiple pix in our complex's pool, mostly of my wife. Mostly! Caught this hot lolita off guard. (I'm assuming she's Jewish from the Hebrew on her pendant.) And she's not really a lolita. I know for a fact she's over 18. Her friends were hot too, but one at a time!

I want to fuck Rachel X today.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Luscious Lucie


I do love me some tennis hotties. And I just noticed this hot young Czech turns 24 today. Serve em up!

I want to fuck Lucie Šafářová today.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Awesome Annie


Just found this "teen model" online. Friggin' awesome. Site says she's 18, and I choose to believe it.

I want to fuck Anyutka today.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Plenty O'Paige


Any idea who this chick is? I have no fucking clue. Some singer of some real shit, I'm sure. But I just read she turns 23 tomorrow, and I can't wait.

I want to fuck Chatelle Paige today.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Awesome Ashley


I missed quite a few bdays of hot celebs during my hiatus. I was just looking at my list, and I saw this one turned 28 on Nov 29. Amazing. Not bait! And I still want her! She's a "funny car drag racer for John Force Racing," whatever the hell that is. Who cares. She's hot!

I want to fuck Ashley Force today.