Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Sultry Sandra III


One more time for nostalgia's sake.

I want to fuck either Sandra Orlow or Sasha Sandra Durpfen again today.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sultry Sandra II


Who doesn't love this girl? Who hasn't gazed at her incredibly raunchy pix over the years and dreamt some very illegal dreams? But, she's been legal since last March, or last Nov, depending on who you believe. Also there's some confusion over her real name. So I'll say this:

I want to fuck either Sandra Orlow or Sasha Sandra Durpfen again today.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Naughty Nicole


I have no idea who this chick is. She's another Disney slut, and she turns 20 today. That's good enough for me.

I want to fuck Nicole Gale Anderson today.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Smokin' Sisters



I was just gonna focus on this girl, the daughter of Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon. She had her 21st birthday the other day, Aug 25th, and she's pretty freakin' hot.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Va-Va-Vega!


I always get this chick and Alia Shawkat mixed up, because I've wanted both of them for way too long for it to have been legal! But today, she turns 21. Plenty legal.

I want to fuck Alexa Vega today.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Real Bait VIII


More jungle fever today! This hot one turns only 17 today, which is legal in my state! But, 50-state legal make me say this:

I want to fuck Keke Palmer when she turns 18 today.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Sweet Summer


I've had the hots for this sweet thing since the first time I saw her on OC, a show I never wanted to watch in the first place. And she wasn't even bait at the time! Imagine that. Anyway, she turns 29 today, if you can believe it.

I want to fuck Rachel Bilson today.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lovely Lindsey


Winter athletes can be hot too! Like this blonde snowboarder. She turned 25 back on the 19th and I missed it. Oh well.

I want to fuck Lindsey Jacobellis today.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Naughty Natalie


Mmmm swimmers. Can't get enough. This hot one turns 28 today. Not too shabby.

I want to fuck Natalie Coughlin today.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Creaming Creamer


I don't often think of golfers as sexy, but every once in a while one pops into my mind. Like this one. She turned 24 back on Aug 5, another bday I missed due to SG.

I want to fuck Paula Creamer today.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Hayden IV


Another rerun of another awesome hot one. For good reason, too. She turns 21 today. Let's partay!

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

Friday, August 20, 2010

No Longer Bait VII


This is an awesome year for bait lovers. Another one turns legal at 18 years old today. I haven't seen this one in anything, but she's pretty awesome.

I want to fuck Demi Lovato today.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Hot Hindu III


Indian girls can really get me going. Not sure what it is, the dark skin, the deep eyes, the awesome bodies. Maybe all of it! I've already posted this one twice, last Dec 4 and June 4, but today is her 23rd bday.

I want to fuck Ileana D'Cruz again today.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Lala Lolo


Track stars can be really hot too. This American Olympian turned 28 on Aug 5, another bday I missed cuz of SG. But I'll celebrate anytime.

I want to fuck Lolo Jones today.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Bouncy Bianca


I'd never heard of this chick until today. Another Nickelodeon slut. She turns 22 today.

I want to fuck Bianca Collins today.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Barely Bait II Redux


I already posted this hot little jailbait back on Feb 19 when she turned 17, but I caught this video on line, and I have to say it's pretty awesome. It's from her stupid show on Nickelodeon, and if this is typical for "kids" entertainment, it's no wonder there are so many young sluts around.

I want to fuck Victoria Justice when she turns 18 again today.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Real Bait VII


Man, they sure love them some lolita porn in Japan! I certainly like it too, but it's a little dangerous. Take this one. She turns only 16 today, and I'm sure this pic is older than today! Even though 16 is legal in my state, I'll say the following:

I want to fuck Anna Oonishi when she turns 18 today.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Celebrating Mila the Seventh


Again! Of course again! It's her birthday today, and I must celebrate by fantasizing about her again. Today she turns 27, but looks just tempting as she did when she was 15.

I want to fuck Mila Kunis again today.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Awesome Alona


Can there ever be too many hot sexy tennis stars? Not for me! This one is a hot Ukrainian who turns 26 today. Awesome!

I want to fuck Alona Bondarenko today.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Kracklin' Krystal


Is is wrong lusting after a Christian rock singer? It does make it more tempting for some reason. Maybe knowing she was a virgin until she was married last year? Anyway, she turned 22 back on July 31. (Another bday I missed cuz of SG!) I don't know what it is, but I do know this:

I want to fuck Krystal Meyers today.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Barely Bait VI


I have been drooling over this hot little thing for way too many years for it to be legal! She turns only 17 today, legal here but not everywhere.

I want to fuck Alyson Stoner when she turns 18 today.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Hearty Hope


Sometimes I love a girl with some real meat on her bones. Like a pro soccer player. This awesome one turned 30 back on July 30, another bday I missed cuz of SG! But I can dwell on her today.

I want to fuck Hope Solo today.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Barely Bait V


The only thing I've seen this hot slut in was the Grinch movie when she was seven, and presumably not a slut yet. No one will convince me she's a virgin. Doesn't matter though. She turned 17 back on July 26, which is legal in my state! But, as I've done before, let's keep this 50-state legal.

I want to fuck Taylor Momsen when she turns 18 today.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Lickable Leung


I was pretty pleased when they added this hot little Chinese-Scot to the Harry Potter movies as Cho Chang, knowing how I feel about cute asians. This girl actually turns 23 today, even though she still looks like 14-year old jailbait. And who hasn't imagined a threeway with her and Hermione? In fact, that's what I want.

I want to fuck Katie Leung and Emma Watson together today.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Awesome Anna III


I can't believe I forgot this one's birthday while I was obsessed with SG! She turned 25 on July 24, and I missed it! I know I've posted her only twice before, but I'd take her anytime, anyway. Blonde or Brunette, Swimsuit or Evening Gown, Jailbait or Adult!

I want to fuck Anna Paquin again today.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Sweet Salgado


Now that I've gotten SG out of my system, I can focus on other hot women. Like athletes. Volleyball athletes. Beach Volleyball athletes. Women Beach Volleyball athletes. Brazilian Women Beach Volleyball Athletes! This one turns 23 today.

I want to fuck Carolina Salgado today.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

No Longer Bait VI Really One Last Time


I was wrong. Had to take one last look before I moved on.

I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

No Longer Bait VI One Last Time


This is it! I'm closing this obsession with a great fake nude of her. (But I'll keep it SFW, like all my other posts, by covering up the nips. Doesn't matter anyway; they aren't really hers!) Time to let her go.

I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Unbelievably More No Longer Bait VI


Time to let her go soon, but for now:

I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Even More Infinitely No Longer Bait VI



I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

More Infinitely No Longer Bait VI



I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.