Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:7


I already posted this sweet thing back in January when she turned 14. And she's still looking freakin' good.

I want to fuck Stefanie Scott again today.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:6


I know it's a holiday today, but it is still a Monday, so I'm continuing on with my bday wishlist.

I never heard of this little 14-year-old poptart until very recently. Well, it's never too late for bait!

I want to fuck Lia Johnson today.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Love Me Not So Tender


I can't believe I'm old enough to be checking out Elvis's granddaughter, and she's not bait! She turns 21 today. Not too freakin' bad!

I want to fuck Riley Keough today.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Piping Hot Pirate


A break from the bait. And just in time too! I've been seeing a lot of this hot thing in ads for the new Pirates movie which, other than her presence, I have no interest in seeing.

I want to fuck Penélope Cruz again today.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:5


The only time I've seen this little 14-year-old cutie was in a episode of "My Name is Earl" four years ago playing Joy as a kid. Well, now she's even more delectable and even cuter than "Joy" ever was.

I want to fuck Kara Sribling today.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:4


When I said on Monday that 14-year-olds are "usually fully developed," that implies that some are a little more delayed than others. Like this little cutie, a little up-and-coming actress in a bunch of TV shows and movies I've never seen. She still looks 12. Which is fine! They all don't need to look 25 yet. That's alright with me!

I want to fuck Ciara Bravo today.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:3


Another little pop-tart, this time with some Mexican flavoring! I had no idea who this hot little 14-year-old was until a few weeks ago. Glad I do now!

I want to fuck Pia Mia Perez today.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:2


I have no idea who this little 14-year-old pop-tart is, or what crap she sings. But I certainly enjoy looking at her!

I want to fuck Anna Margaret Collins today.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Birthday Treat VII:1


Now, for my bday week presents, I'm focusing on the only jailbait age left, and it's my absolute favorite! I love 14-year-olds, and I think I always have ever since I was 14 myself. I think many girls reach their peak at that age. They're usually fully developed, yet their breasts are young and full, their skin is soft and perfect, and many are still hanging onto their virginity, but are dying to get rid of it! So since it's my bday week, I'm celebrating by imagining myself in Germany, or Italy, or Sweden, or any of the countries where 14 is legal.

And as a bonus for me, I found way too many jailbait celebs who are still 14. This must be my lucky year! So, I'm not settling for five. I'm going to pretend the next ten celebs are with me in one of those countries.

Like this one, a cute one I've mentioned before as a Bait Alert when she turned 13. But today is different.

I want to fuck Isabelle Fuhrman today.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Portman Sequel


Now back to the present-day.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Portman Prequel


Well- today's my b'day. The one I've been celebrating for several weeks here at whoIwanttofucktoday.

Regular readers will know of my endless infatuation with Natalie Portman, the one celeb who can't be on my allowed-to-fuck list because I've met her. Many more readers will be aware of my addiction to jailbait. Today, I'm combining the two, along with some time-travel fantasy.

Now, I know it's really a cliché to like this girl from her first major movie, but I actually remember her from BEFORE "Leon/The Professional," from back in early 1994. And I loved her even then!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman when she was 12 years old today.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Birthday Treat VI:5


This one is a special treat, mainly because she has been 12-years-old for only 24 days. And it's very likely this pic is a bit older than that. Pretty awesome! And even though I've never seen her in any of the movies or TV shows she's been in, I still enjoy looking at her.

I want to fuck Brooklynn Proulx today.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Birthday Treat VI:4


Now don't get the idea from my choice today that I'm addicted to soaps. Having the hots for 12-year-olds is perfectly understandable, but not soap addiction! All kidding aside, I have caught glimpses of this li'l cutie on General Hospital when I happen to be home at 3, which isn't often, and when my wife happens to be watching, which is very often. Whatever.

I want to fuck Haley Pullos today.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Birthday Treat VI:3


I couldn't resist posting this adorable one today. Anyone familiar with the world of internet teen models is certainly familiar with Brittany Marie and her little sister Sherri. Anyone familiar with those two has to be familiar with their even littler sister. Now, I have to admit that even I never found her sexy. She was definitely cute, but her sisters really did it (and do it) for me. Perhaps she was simply too young. Imagine that!

But finding recent pix has become very hard. Maybe she stopped modelling, I guess. And, I'm not even sure what her real name is, or even the real names of her sisters! But thanks to link from a reader a while back, I have access to only one cute pic of this now 12-year-old. It's a rather cheap candid snapshot, but I'll go with it.

I want to fuck Preteen Model Hope today.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Birthday Treat VI:2


This one came to me out of the blue. Now, she's by no means pretty, or even cute. But the girl is definitely brimming with confidence, which is very sexy in a girl so young. Not sure why that it is, whether it's having been a celebrity most of her 12 years of life, or having been surrounded by the most dangerous animals in the world even longer. Not sure. Who the fuck cares why?

I want to fuck Bindi Irwin today.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Birthday Treat VI:1


Now this week I'm going to plunge into the ultra-bait again. Not as far as 11, but close. I've been beating myself up lately for gazing at some 12-year-old celebs for the past year or so, Bella Thorne and Elle Fanning in particular. But this week, I'm giving into my desires! Now, Bella and Elle are now both 13, but there are many more ultra-bait celebs right behind them.

12 is actually legal in some parts of the world, including part of Mexico, from what I've read. I'm going to pretend I'm there, and so are the following five celebs.

I've posted this one already as a Bait Alert when she turned 12 last July, but now I'm swinging for the fence with her.

I want to fuck Madison Pettis today.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Dream of Today


I've been saying for a while that I'd want to fuck this one when she was younger and hotter. And I do! But I just caught one of her new videos this week, and it looks like she pulled it all together long enough to look damn hot again. Not sure how long it'll last this time, but I'd like to take advantage of it right now!

I want to fuck Britney Spears today.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Awesome Amber Yet Again


It feels pretty good commemorating the bday of someone a bit closer to my age and not young enough to be a daughter of mine! This old fave of mine, who is on my allowed-to-fuck list, turns 28 today. And still looking might fine!

I want to fuck Amber Tamblyn again today.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Birthday Treat V:5


This impossible-to-believe-she's-only-a-fifteen-year-old is simply breathtaking. And she has been for a few years too. (Just google some pix of her at 13!)

I want to fuck Kendall Jenner again today.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Birthday Treat V:4


I've already posted this formerly-adorable-now-sexy-young-thing last March when she turned 15, and a year earlier when she turned 14. I'm glad I've been keeping track of her, cuz she's freakin' hot now!

I want to fuck Madeline Carroll again today.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Birthday Treat V:3


I don't know anything about this hot little 15-year-old popstar/actress, but I'm glad I found out she exists!

I want to fuck Oana Gregory today.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Birthday Treat V:2


Most Americans will have never heard of this little Slav. She's an obscure hot little pop star from Belarus,who I posted last May when she turned 15. She's still 15 for five more days, so today still counts. And let me say: it's REALLY hard finding much of anything of this chick online. So I'm glad I have what I have!

I want to fuck Ksenia Sitnik today.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Birthday Treat V:1


Now that I got the ultra-bait out of my system, I thought I'd focus on a really sexy age. Fifteen is an awesome age for girls. Most are fully developed, breasts are still perky and full, skin is soft and wonderful, and plenty of them have given up their virginity and are raring to go!

Now, 15 is not legal in any state, but it is in many other countries, including France, Denmark, and Sweden. So I'm going to pretend I'm in one of those countries, and the next five celebs are there as well. Like this one. A really fucking awesomely sexy actress.

I want to fuck Sasha Pieterse today.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Marvelous Monet


I don't know anything about this chick other than the following: she's a former Disney/Nick slut, she turned 21 last Monday (I'll celebrate today since I was doing something else then), and she's pretty freakin' hot.

I want to fuck Monet Monico today.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Casting For Casta


OK. That's enough! I need me some older women today!

Found one! This classic hot Frenchie turns 33 on the 11th. Thirty-frickin-three. Not eleven!

I want to fuck Laetitia Casta today.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Birthday Treat IV:5



Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Now this 11-year-old isn't very sexy on her own. But she is the younger sister of one very hot, slutty celeb. I hope there's something to the trend of the younger celeb-sis acting much worse (or better!) than her older celeb-sis. It's certainly true for Lyndsey and Ali, Jessica and Ashlee, and especially Britney and Jamie Lynn. Let's hope it's true for Miley and her little bra-flashing sister.

I want to fuck Noah Cyrus today.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Birthday Treat IV:4



Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

I don't know if there's anything to the urban legend, or let's face it, racist urban legend, that young black girls sexually mature faster than white girls. But I do know that this little 11-year-old seems fairly ready to go!

I want to fuck Yara Shahidi today.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Birthday Treat IV:3



Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Wallowing deeper into perversion, this 11-year-old prodigy actually caught my eye recently, even though she's been pretty well-known for a while. But she is getting cuter and cuter every year!

I want to fuck Jackie Evancho today.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Birthday Treat IV:2



Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Looking at an 11-year-old is getting easier and easier these days. I mean, I once knew an 8-year-old with an A-cup. No shit! Now, a girl in third grade shouldn't have breasts and sexy legs, but this one did. Fortunately, for her sake, she wasn't very pretty at all or even cute.

Now, if looking at an 8-year-old is possible, it's even more likely for an 11-year-old. Like this one in her photo spread in Interview magazine. Do you mean to tell me we aren't meant to be turned on by her? I certainly can be.

I want to fuck Kiernan Shipka today.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Birthday Treat IV:1



Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

OK. This week will either cause my readership to go down with disgust, or up with arousal, and I'm not really sure which way I'd like it to go.

I had absolutely no plans to go this low during my bday wishes, but I was dared to by a friend. Yes, I have only one friend who knows about this blog, and he's one of the biggest horndogs I've ever met in my life. Fucking perv beyond belief. Anyway, he asked me what the absolute lowest age I ever saw a hot girl, and I had to admit the rare possibility of 11 years old. Very rare. If you don't believe me, just ask any sixth-grade teacher you know!

So where in this great country can we find a great supply of what is normally "rare?" Show biz, of course. So my friend dared me to pick five I thought were, only in the fantasy-sense, fuckable. So, I actually relented, gave it a try, and forced myself to look at 11-year-olds, and allowed myself to think about them sexually. Disturbingly, it wasn't that hard.

Now, 11 is under well under the age of consent all over the world, except in some sick countries where it's legal to marry girls as young as 8, but that doesn't stop Hollywood from trying to make them as sexy as possible. And they've succeeded. I actually found ten ultra-jailbait celebs that fit. The first of the top five I am picking is here.

A young actress-model way too cute for her age.

I want to fuck Avalon Robbins today.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Awesome Ashley Again


Love me some tennis sluts! This one turns 26 tomorrow. Game and set!

I want to fuck Ashley Harkelroad again today.