Well- today's my b'day. The one I've been celebrating for several weeks here at whoIwanttofucktoday.
Regular readers will know of my endless infatuation with Natalie Portman, the one celeb who can't be on my allowed-to-fuck list because I've met her. Many more readers will be aware of my addiction to jailbait. Today, I'm combining the two, along with some time-travel fantasy.
Now, I know it's really a cliché to like this girl from her first major movie, but I actually remember her from BEFORE "Leon/The Professional," from back in early 1994. And I loved her even then!
I want to fuck Natalie Portman when she was 12 years old today.
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