Sweet Selena Sequel

As long as I'm checking out young-celebs-in-bikinis, I'll check out one of my favorites, one who happens to be on my allowed-to-fuck list. Too bad she's going out with one of the biggest pieces of shit in the world. Oh well. Give her time; she'll come to her senses eventually.

I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 5 DAYS.

Sweet Sister Sarah

Back on June 6, when I posted 13-year-old Ariel Winter as one of my bday wishes, I was told of her costar. Now, I've never seen the show, and I really have never heard of this 20-year-old sweetie who plays her sister, but I was amused to find out she played Howard Stern's little daughter in "Private Parts." My, how they grow!

I want to fuck Sarah Hyland today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 6 DAYS.

Awesome Anna IV

Not sure why I thought of this piece of hotness today. Possibly something I might have seen in the paper about her vampire show. Never saw the show, but love looking at her!

I want to fuck Anna Paquin again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 7 DAYS.

Monday's Chinese Food

Just doing some web-browsing, and happened to come across pics of this Chinese cutie. No idea who she is, but I like!

I want to fuck this girl today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 8 DAYS.

Beautiful Beach Babe IV

Why oh why do I take foolish risks with my camera? So I can get awesome pix of some hot chicks without them knowing, that's why! Saw this one last weekend, and had to have her! Didn't, so got this pic instead!

I want to fuck this girl today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 9 DAYS.

Lickable Linda II

Now that I'm focusing on grown-ups again, I can check out the ones on my allowed-to-fuck list, especially when it's their bdays. Today is this one's 36th bday. And I actually want her!

I want to fuck Linda Cardellini again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 10 DAYS.

Crackling Christina

I can't believe I never ever posted this awesome one before. I know her weight goes up and down like a yoyo, but I've had the hots for her for freakin' years. Way before she was legal.

I want to fuck Christina Ricci today.

Ravishing Rice

I completely forgot I posted this hot fucking little thing last year when she turned 22. I also missed her 23rd bday last Friday, but I'll still celebrate.

I want to fuck Stephanie Rice again today.

Tuesday Night Out

The wife went out with a bunch of her hot friends to get wasted last night. She knows I dig her friends, and I've been gently pushing the idea of threesomes, but it seems to be taking awhile. Anyway, that doesn't stop her from teasing me with pix and fantasies of her friends. This is a shot from last night of one of them, a hot little Indian almost right off the boat.

I want to fuck Seema today.

Portman the Nineteenth

And yet again, my eyes wander to the one I've had my eyes on for many, many years. I'm not sure it will ever end!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Voluptuous Vieira

Still checking out the grown-ups. How boring, right? Not really. Not when there are hot Portuguese model-actresses around like this one, celebrating her 32nd bday today. Let's celebrate with her!

I want to fuck Cláudia Vieira today.

Luscious Lucy III

I just found out this former American Junior had her 22nd bday last Tuesday. Nice to be reminded of the good things in life!

I want to fuck Lucy Hale again today.

Saturday's Blonde

No idea who this is. Just found her on a newbie porn site. Nice breath of fresh air after all the bait.

I want to fuck Meggan today.

Birthday Treat VIII:10

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 7/5/2011]]

This is it, folks. My final post in my ten-week, celeb-bait wishlist. After this, I'm going back to my original blog description of 18-and-above-only. And yes, I know you're disappointed. But enough is enough. Anymore of this, and I'll have to turn myself in!

Long-time readers may recognize this girl. This is my niece, Alexis, who is 13 now. She was included in two of my incest-and-jailbait fantasies during my bday wishlist last year, when she was only 12, along with her older sister and her father, my brother Steve. Since then, I've found out through Steve that both of his slutty daughters have been posting semi- and fully-nude pix of themselves online. I have some. As a result I've posted my older niece Brittany twice, and my younger niece Alexis twice. Recently, I removed all pix of all my relatives simply to be on the safe side. But today, I'm still celebrating my bday.

Now, she's not really a celeb, but since she is all over the web, (so I hear; I haven't seen her anywhere) she is sort of an internet celeb, right? So, I'm posting this pic now, but I'll probably remove it in a few weeks. It was taken several months ago when she was still 12. Enjoy it while you can, guys!

I want to fuck my niece Alexis again today.

Birthday Treat VIII:9

I was going to post this adorable little blondie child starlet during one of the past weeks, but I can't find her age anywhere online. She could be anywhere from nine to fourteen. Whatever!

I want to fuck Nilsson Lawrence today.

Birthday Treat VIII:8

Alright, folks. I am now descending into the pit and depths of perversion and depravity, and I'll be turning myself into the authorities later on! But, I take comfort in knowing I'm not the only one. Let me explain.

I found a bunch of pix of this very-inappropriately-sexy Frenchie. Really fucking nice. Too nice. I happened to be with my wife and I showed them to her, including this one. Then I told her the age. This little thing was born April 5, 2001. Do the math! During the week when I was listing 11-year-olds, she didn't even qualify for the list! I told my wife, "you know what? I really don't care how old this girl is. I want to fuck her!" She took a quick look at her pix and said, "you know, if it were legal, I'd join you." How fucking hot is that?!

I want to fuck Thylane Blondeau today.

Birthday Treat VIII:7

OK, one more web model. Just one; I promise!

This one always threw me for a loop. She's obviously very young here, maybe 11 or 12, possibly 13. She's not even very pretty, and could use a little orthodontia. But I don't think I've ever seen a webmodel really seeming to enjoy it as much as she does. And she's got such a "fuck me" look on her, it's a serious turn-on. She's exactly what Humbert Humbert meant as a "nymphet." (Look it up!)

I want to fuck Bobbie Model today.

Birthday Treat VIII:6

Miscellaneous week continues! I still have a few more celeb bait to add to my bday wishlist, so I'm still going.

On Friday, I started thinking more about all the hot teen web models I've seen over the years. I could go on for many, many more days to list all the ones I like. But I'll just go with one more. I've posted this hot one twice before, and she appeals to me in so many ways. One is that my wife is hot for her too, and would gladly fuck her with me. How great is that? The trouble is, like Lia, I have no idea how old she is in this pic, or now. So I can't even pick the country where it's legal to have sex with her. Oh well. I'll just have to improvise.

I want to fuck Cherry Model again today.

Mila the Eleventh

Returning from bait to some real women, I'm checking out pix of an old fave in a recent issue of GQ. She's still freakin' got it!

I want to fuck Mila Kunis again today.

Almost Too Late

It took so long to list everyone on my celeb bait wishlist that some have already become legal! This one turned 18 on May 14. Now, she's not really my favorite, and I'm fairly convinced she's going to get worse with age. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed now!

I want to fuck Miranda Cosgrove again today.

Birthday Treat VIII:5

My super-perv friend, the only person I know who knows I write this blog, asked why I haven't posted any of the world-famous teen web models. And don't think I haven't thought of it. The main reason is there're so freakin' many hot ones, it's very hard to choose. But another reason is I have no fucking idea how old any of them are, then or now.

But, since this is my miscellaneous week, I'm posting one I really, really like, especially her endless legs! And I'm sure many of you out there do too.

I want to fuck Lia Model today.

Birthday Treat VIII:4

Thanks to a tip from a reader a week or so ago, I took a look at this 15-year-old Mexican hottie I'd never heard of. Thanks a bunch, man!

I want to fuck Danna Paola today.

Birthday Treat VIII:3

This cute one with the awesome CSLs fell into the same trap Ariel did. She was still 12 when I did the 13-year-olds, and turned 13 by the time I hit the 12-year-olds. This happened on Apr 24. I already posted her as Bait Alert on that day a year ago, but I'm going full force today.

I want to fuck Ryan Newman today.

Birthday Treat VIII:2

I had to leave this little cutie pop-tart off of my 15-year-old list because I had room for only five. I could've made all of them two-weekers, but posting this one here is good enough.

I want to fuck Justine Dorsey today.

Birthday Treat VIII:1

You know what? I decided I don't want to stop celebrating my bday yet! I was looking over my posts from the last eight weeks, and while enjoying them, I realized I left several of my favorite celeb bait off the list for reasons beyond my control.

Like this awesome cutie. One of my favorites, who I posted as a Bait Alert when she turned 12 last year. I wasn't able to post her because when I was doing the 13-year-olds, she was still 12, and when I finally got to the 12-year-olds, she had turned 13 on May 4! I'm not going to let something as silly as the calendar get in my way!

I want to fuck Ariel Winter today.

Last Minute Portman

I can't stop posting this one. Last week, it was twice, and now again. It's because I found out her 30th freakin' birthday is this Thursday. Thirty!!! Holy shit. I'm going to try a shot at her again while she's still in her 20's

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Birthday Mmmmmmmmmmmmemory

It's not my bday, but four days ago was this oldie-but-goodie's 46th bday! I really can't say I'm into her now, but she really had it going back in the day. Now most pedos seem to love her in Pretty Baby, and I do too. But I really think she reached her peak in Blue Lagoon. So, in order to keep the rhythm of the bait going, I'm thinking the following:

I want to fuck Brooke Shields when she was 14-years-old today.

Birthday Treat VII:10

And now, for my final bday wish from the 14-year-old list, is probably my favorite piece of bait overall. I've posted her four times already on whoIwanttofucktoday, and only one of those was as a Bait Alert.

And she's only improving with age-- really improving! And she seems to be sporting quite a rack there lately! Let's hope we see a LOT more of her in the future!

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz again today.

Birthday Treat VII:9

Now THIS girl is looking really fucking hot lately. I posted her as a Jailbait Alert when she turned 14 last July. I have a hunch though that she won't be very doable for much longer. Maybe it's her schnozz or something, I don't know. But I still have time to lust for her at this age, so here goes.

I want to fuck Rachel Fox today.

Birthday Treat VII:8

I became aware of this classy little 14-year-old Brit just a few months ago. Not because I've seen anything she's in, but only because my mouse seems to click on its own to find hot young girls online!

I want to fuck Ella Purnell today.