No Longer Bait XII

BAIT IS LEGAL!!! I posted this girl twice before as Barely Bait II, and dreamed of fucking her when she was 18. This is in spite of the fact that she's been legal in my state for two years. Today she turns 18, and now I can enjoy her with no guilt at all.

I want to fuck Victoria Justice today.

Romping With Rosman

I must say I'm surprised I haven't posted this one at all. Strange. This is another one I'll admit to wanting to fuck when she was way-before-legal. Now, she's way-after-legal. Well, not really "way." She turned 21 on Dec 29 during my hiatus, which is certainly close enough.

I want to fuck Mackenzie Rosman today.

Bump Bonnie

Today is Bonnie Wright's 20th bday. As with all celeb bdays, I give a brief look around the web for some shots to see if I wanttofuck them today. Just can't get into this one. Nope. No way. Now her castmate, on the other hand!

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

Poppin' Popplewell

Just saw some crap on TV about some of the Narnia movies, and was reminded of this entrancing one. (I missed her 22nd bday on Dec 17 during my hiatus.) She certainly isn't very classically pretty, and I wouldn't even say she's "hot." But there's something about those awesome CSLs, isn't there?

I want to fuck Anna Popplewell today.

No Longer Bait XI

As bad as missing hot celebs bdays during my hiatus was, missing bait-becomes-legal days was worse! This cute little Disney slut turned 18 on Dec 18, and I missed it! I'll have to make up for it in quantity I guess.

I want to fuck Bridgit Mendler today.

Valentine's Treat

I was actually going to post someone else today when I got up this morning. But later in the day, I started a sex-related convo with my wife. Got pretty hot. Long story short, she gets almost as hot as I do for hot young girls. This I knew already, but the encounter we had today included a bisexual threesome fantasy with this girl. Un-fucking-believable. Fortunately, I read that this girl is over 18 by now, even though many of her pix are much younger. I mean, she has to be 18 by now, with those hooters and that ass! Anyway, this gave my wife the green light to "allow her in," and it was a great day. This is one of the reasons I married her! So, my wish for today is quite clear.

I want to fuck Cherry and my wife together today.

Hot Hudgens

Another celeb bday missed during my hiatus. This awesome hottie turned 22 on Dec 14, seemingly quite far from the bait she was a few years ago, but somehow even hotter.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens again today.

No Longer Bait X

I didn't miss this one turning legal. Today! I've never seen this Disney slut before today, but this chunky hot one costars with the much hotter Selena Gomez. As awesome as a threesome sounds right now, I think I'd like to celebrate alone with her.

I want to fuck Jennifer Stone today.

No Longer Bait IX

This one's a little obscure, an also-ran last year on American Idol. But she just turned 18 during my hiatus on Dec 8, and I missed it! Well, it's never too late to celebrate when bait becomes legal.

I want to fuck Katie Stevens today.

Still Real Bait

OK. It's official. I'm a perv. I just realized I'm obsessing over another underage celeb, which can come to no good. This freakin' hot thing turns 14 today. Last year, I posted her as a jailbait alert saying "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years." (For some reason, I thought her bday was the 7th.) Well, that lasted until I posted her again for real on 11/13. Now, after checking out tons of pix of the bday girl, I'm really tempted to have her now, but I'd certainly wait until she's 18. Hey- even my wife said she'd take her! (at 18). How's that for a fantasy?

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

ZzzzzzZiyi

Who could possibly turn down this incredible sip of China. I've had the hots for her for yeeeeeeeears! Today she turns 31, and just as hot as she was at 17.

I want to fuck Zhang Ziyi today.

Kracklin' Kasey

Any idea who this chick is? Neither do I. Some pop star who had a bday during my hiatus on Dec 2. And guess what? She ain't bait! That's right. She turned 19, so it's perfectly safe to have her.

I want to fuck Kasey Butler today.

Barely Bait IX

I was checking out which celeb bdays I missed during my hiatus, and this one couldn't help but catch my eye again. She turned 17 on Dec 8. Since that is above legal age in my state and 37 others, I can safely say, and hopefully do, the following.

I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb today.

Still Another Dream of the Past

Everytime I look an old pic of this former hottie I just want to cry. I used to want her so bad I almost can't believe it. Memories are nice.

I want to fuck Britney Spears when she was 18 again today.

Jewish Lolita

I can't believe I haven't posted this pic yet. It's been on my memory card since last summer when I was casually taking multiple pix in our complex's pool, mostly of my wife. Mostly! Caught this hot lolita off guard. (I'm assuming she's Jewish from the Hebrew on her pendant.) And she's not really a lolita. I know for a fact she's over 18. Her friends were hot too, but one at a time!

I want to fuck Rachel X today.

Luscious Lucie

I do love me some tennis hotties. And I just noticed this hot young Czech turns 24 today. Serve em up!

I want to fuck Lucie Šafářová today.

Awesome Annie

Just found this "teen model" online. Friggin' awesome. Site says she's 18, and I choose to believe it.

I want to fuck Anyutka today.

Plenty O'Paige

Any idea who this chick is? I have no fucking clue. Some singer of some real shit, I'm sure. But I just read she turns 23 tomorrow, and I can't wait.

I want to fuck Chatelle Paige today.

Awesome Ashley

I missed quite a few bdays of hot celebs during my hiatus. I was just looking at my list, and I saw this one turned 28 on Nov 29. Amazing. Not bait! And I still want her! She's a "funny car drag racer for John Force Racing," whatever the hell that is. Who cares. She's hot!

I want to fuck Ashley Force today.

Neighborhood Nookie

I guess I'm that neighborhood perv scoping out the playground after all! Not really, of course. I just happened to see this hot young neighbor playing on our complex's swingset a few months ago and managed to get this shot without her noticing. I've seen her around for a while. I assume she's over 18, but you never know. JK! She's definitely well into her 20s. Don't call the cops!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Drippin' Dulko

Another tennis hottie's bday. And I didn't miss it! This amazing Argentine turns 26 today. Ace!

I want to fuck Gisela Dulko today.

Another Impossible Duo

During my hiatus, I happened to miss this celeb's 22-year bday back on Dec 2, as well as several others. But there's no time like the present.

This sexy little thing is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet. That got me thinking, and remembering, that her mom was a hot little thing back when she was giving Bill Cosby ulcers with her antics in the 80's. So today I'm hoping for a little time travel to have them at the same sweet young age. I'll grab the daughter from four years ago and her mom from 1985.



I want to fuck Zoë Kravitz when she was 18 and her mother Lisa Bonet when she was 18 together today.

Sweet Stef

For those of you curious to know if I'm still a perv, even though I'm married, this post should answer the question. As I looked over my celeb bday list to see who I missed in Dec and Jan, I saw this incredible hot teenie celeb. She turned a dangerous 14 years old on Dec 6. How can I look away? I can't. So I'll just pretend she's 18.

I want to fuck Stefanie Scott today.

Drippin' Daisy

I've never been too sure who this chick was, even though I've seen her in various things over the years. Now I know, because I just saw she turns 22 today. I'll take any reason to celebrate!

I want to fuck Daisy Lowe today.

Book Two: First Post

I'm back! And still ready for hot girls. Marriage hasn't killed me yet!

Just because I've been away for two months, doesn't mean I've been out of the loop at all. I've seen this pic too, and I love it. Even my wife said she might like to hit that too!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.