Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Book Two: Final Post


Well folks, I'm sorry to say that this is it. I'm taking another break from this blog, and this time it just may be permanent. There's a ton of shit going on here, professionally and personally, so I decided to take a long break from my daily posting of my lusts. Plus, it's actually getting a little dull doing it everyday, believe it or not. But don't think I'm no longer going to want to fuck a hot girl or two everyday. That will never end!

I'll still check back in now and then to check out your comments, and maybe I'll post someone now and then as well, just for old times sake. And, if anyone is actually interested, I've kept a tally of everyone I've listed on whoIwanttofucktoday. The list is below the fold.

So, as I get ready to dive into my future, just like Ms. Hershlag here, I want to say the following for the 20th time.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.



Below is a tally of nearly everyone I've posted on whoIwanttofucktoday. I'm leaving off all non-celebs: my family, my wife's family and friends, sisters and girlfriends of my friends, as well as various candids of strangers I took and anonymous pix I've found online usually posted as "this girl." There were 88 nonceleb posts overall. But there were plenty of others. And I am listing all jailbait, even ones I originally posted as Bait Alerts, cuz, who's kidding who? Let's face it: I wanted to fuck em too!

The top victims of my 577 shots of attention were:

Natalie Portman Celebrity 20
Selena Gomez Celebrity 18
Mila Kunis Celebrity 12
Emma Watson Celebrity 7
Hayden Panettiere Celebrity 6
Bella Thorne Celebrity 5
Britney Spears Celebrity 5
Brittany Marie Guzik Model 5
Chloë Moretz Celebrity 5
Dakota Fanning Celebrity 5
Miley Cyrus Celebrity 5
Sasha Cohen Athlete 5

Big surprise. NP is in first, followed closely by four of the members of my allowed-to-fuck list. Hmmm. I'm starting to think I should change my list to include the others above, seeming that they're who I really wanttofuck! Well, maybe not. Three of them are still bait, two very much so, and most of Britney's posts were as "when she as 18."

These are the rest who've gotten two or more hits from me.

Anna Paquin Celebrity 4
Aria Pornstar 4
Sandra Model 4
Vanessa Hudgens Celebrity 4

Allison Stokke Athlete 3
Amber Tamblyn Celebrity 3
AnnaSophia Robb Celebrity 3
Billie Piper Celebrity 3
Brooke Shields Celebrity 3
Cherry Model Model 3
Elle Fanning Celebrity 3
Esti Ginzberg Model 3
Ileana D'Cruz Celebrity 3
Jamie Lynn Spears Celebrity 3
Jane March Celebrity 3
Keira Knightley Celebrity 3
Lorraine Nicholson Celebrity 3
Lucy Hale Celebrity 3
Madeline Carroll Celebrity 3
Miranda Cosgrove Celebrity 3
Penélope Cruz Celebrity 3
Victoria Justice Celebrity 3

Adriana Lima Model 2
Agam Rodberg Model 2
Alia Shawkat Celebrity 2
Anna Kournikova Athlete 2
Anne Hathaway Celebrity 2
Ariel Winter Celebrity 2
Ashley Harkleroad Athlete 2
Brenda Song Celebrity 2
Carey Mulligan Celebrity 2
Carmen Maria Model 2
Christina Aguilera Celebrity 2
Dani Thorne Celebrity 2
Debby Ryan Celebrity 2
Emily Osment Celebrity 2
Haley Pullos Celebrity 2
Haley Ramm Celebrity 2
India Eisley Celebrity 2
Isabelle Fuhrman Celebrity 2
Jemma McKenzie-Brown Celebrity 2
Jessica White Celebrity 2
Jodelle Ferland Celebrity 2
Kaili Thorne Celebrity 2
Karla Spice Pornstar 2
Kendall Jenner Celebrity 2
Kim Yu-Na Athlete 2
Kristen Stewart Celebrity 2
Kristin Kreuk Celebrity 2
Ksenia Sitnik Celebrity 2
Lacey Model 2
Lily Collins Celebrity 2
Linda Cardellini Celebrity 2
Madison Pettis Celebrity 2
Maria Sharapova Athlete 2
Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrity 2
Michelle Kwan Athlete 2
Michelle Wie Athlete 2
Milena Pornstar 2
Miranda Kerr Model 2
Nastia Liukin Athlete 2
Norah Jones Celebrity 2
Pamela Spice Pornstar 2
Rachel Fox Celebrity 2
Ryan Newman Celebrity 2
Saorise Ronan Celebrity 2
Serena Williams Athlete 2
Shawn Johnson Athlete 2
Stefanie Scott Celebrity 2
Stephanie Rice Athlete 2
Sunisa Kim Celebrity 2
Tatyana Ali Celebrity 2


And here are the rest with only one hit each. But don't believe this makes them any less fuckable. There are just so many days in the year!

Abigail Breslin Celebrity 1
Ai Shinozaki Model 1
Aira Mihana Model 1
Alexa Melo Celebrity 1
Alexa Vega Celebrity 1
Alicia Sacramone Athlete 1
Alicia Silverstone Celebrity 1
Alina Model 1
Alina Kabayeva Athlete 1
Alisa Pornstar 1
Alissa Czisny Athlete 1
Alizee Celebrity 1
Almudena Cid Tostado Athlete 1
Alona Bondarenko Athlete 1
Alyson Renae Michalka Celebrity 1
Alyson Stoner Celebrity 1
Amanda Bieber Athlete 1
Amanda Joy Michalka Celebrity 1
Amber Le Bon Celebrity 1
Ana Ivanović Athlete 1
Anastasia Myskina Athlete 1
Anna Chakvetadze Athlete 1
Anna Margaret Collins Celebrity 1
Anna Oonishi Model 1
Anna Popplewell Celebrity 1
Annie Yi Model 1
Anyutka Model 1
April Pornstar 1
Ariel Pornstar 1
Ashely Tisdale Celebrity 1
Ashlee Simpson Celebrity 1
Ashley Force Athlete 1
Ashley Greene Celebrity 1
Ashley Olsen Celebrity 1
Ava Sambora Celebrity 1
Avalon Robbins Celebrity 1
Barbars Schett Athlete 1
Bianca Collins Celebrity 1
Biba Golic Athlete 1
Bindi Irwin Celebrity 1
Bobbie Model 1
Bonnie Dennison Celebrity 1
Bridgit Mendler Celebrity 1
Brie Larson Celebrity 1
Brooklynn Proulx Celebrity 1
Caitlin Wachs Celebrity 1
Carolina Salgado Athlete 1
Caroline Wozniacki Athlete 1
Chantelle Paige Celebrity 1
Charlie May-Clark Celebrity 1
Chelsea Tallarico Celebrity 1
Cheryl Lynne Model 1
Christian Serratos Celebrity 1
Christina Ricci Celebrity 1
Ciara Bravo Celebrity 1
Cinderella Girl Model 1
Cindy Model 1
Cindy Pornstar 1
Cláudia Vieira Model 1
Daisy Lowe Model 1
Dakota Blue Richards Celebrity 1
Danica McKellar Celebrity 1
Danica Patrick Athlete 1
Daniela Hantuchova Athlete 1
Danna Paola Celebrity 1
Danni Pornstar 1
Demi Lovato Celebrity 1
Denyse Tontz Celebrity 1
Dominika Cibulková Athlete 1
Dominique Moceanu Athlete 1
Drew Barrymore Celebrity 1
Elena Dementieva Athlete 1
Elena Hight Athlete 1
Elizabeth Jagger Celebrity 1
Ella Purnell Celebrity 1
Elly Tran Ha Model 1
Emma Roberts Celebrity 1
Emma Stone Celebrity 1
Emmy Rossum Celebrity 1
Evan Rachel Wood Celebrity 1
Felicity Fey Pornstar 1
Flavia Pannetta Athlete 1
Frederica Ridolfi Model 1
Freida Pinto Celebrity 1
Gabriel Sabatini Athlete 1
Gabriella Cilmi Celebrity 1
Genesis Codina Celebrity 1
Georgia Salpa Model 1
Gianna Distenca Celebrity 1
Gisela Dulko Athlete 1
Grace Leer Celebrity 1
Heather Mitts Athlete 1
Hope Model 1
Hope Solo Athlete 1
Hyoni Kang Model 1
Irecel Manolo Model 1
Isabelle Daza Model 1
Jackie Evancho Celebrity 1
Jennie Finch Athlete 1
Jennifer Connelly Celebrity 1
Jennifer Stone Celebrity 1
Jenny Pornstar 1
Jin-hee Park Celebrity 1
Jordan Pruitt Celebrity 1
Jordyn Taylor Celebrity 1
Julianna Rose Mauriello Celebrity 1
Justine Dorsey Celebrity 1
Kamilla Pornstar 1
Kana Tsugihara Model 1
Kara Sribling Celebrity 1
Karina Petroni Athlete 1
Karissa Shannon Model 1
Kasey Butler Celebrity 1
Kasia Pornstar 1
Kathryn Newton Celebrity 1
Katie Holmes Celebrity 1
Katie Leung Celebrity 1
Katie Stevens Celebrity 1
Kaya Scodelario Celebrity 1
Keisha Castle-Hughes Celebrity 1
Keke Palmer Celebrity 1
Kelly Monaco Celebrity 1
Keshia Chanté Celebrity 1
Kiernan Shipka Celebrity 1
Kiira Korpi Athlete 1
Kim Ok-Bin Celebrity 1
Kim Smith Model 1
Kimmie Pornstar 1
Kimmy Pornstar 1
Kristin Furukawa Athlete 1
Kristin Herrera Celebrity 1
Krystal Meyer Celebrity 1
Kyla Pratt Celebrity 1
Laetitia Casta Model 1
Laura Pornstar 1
Laure Manaudou Athlete 1
Laurie Model 1
Leryn Franco Athlete 1
Lia Johnson Celebrity 1
Lia Model 1
Lindsay Marie Pornstar 1
Lindsey Jacobellis Athlete 1
Lindsey Vonn Athlete 1
Lisa Bonet Celebrity 1
Lolo Jones Athlete 1
Lucie Šafářová Athlete 1
Lucy Sun Pornstar 1
Mackenzie Rosman Celebrity 1
Madison Davenport Celebrity 1
Mai Sasaki Celebrity 1
Malese Jow Celebrity 1
Maria Kanellis Athlete 1
Mary Mouser Celebrity 1
Meaghan Jette Martin Celebrity 1
Meggan Pornstar 1
Michelle Trachtenberg Celebrity 1
Miho Yoshioka Model 1
Miko Sinz Pornstar 1
Missy Gibson Athlete 1
Monet Monico Celebrity 1
Natalia Vodianova Model 1
Natalie Coughlin Athlete 1
Natalie Glebova Celebrity 1
Nene Fujimori Pornstar 1
Nicola Peltz Celebrity 1
Nicole Gale Anderson Celebrity 1
Nicole Vaidišová Athlete 1
Nilsson Lawrence Celebrity 1
Noah Cyrus Celebrity 1
Oana Gregory Celebrity 1
Olga Poutchkova Athlete 1
Olivia Hussey Celebrity 1
Parminder Nagra Celebrity 1
Paula Creamer Athlete 1
Paula DeAnda Celebrity 1
Peaches Geldof Celebrity 1
Phoebe Cates Celebrity 1
Pia Mia Perez Celebrity 1
Picabo Street Athlete 1
Q'orianka Kilcher Celebrity 1
Rachel Bilson Celebrity 1
Rebecca Black Celebrity 1
Riley Keough Celebrity 1
Saaya Irie Model 1
Sabine Lisicki Athlete 1
Saffon Le Bon Celebrity 1
Samantha Droke Celebrity 1
Sammi Hanratty Celebrity 1
Sandy (I) Pornstar 1
Sandy (II) Pornstar 1
Sara Paxton Celebrity 1
Sarah Burke Athlete 1
Sarah Hyland Celebrity 1
Sasaki Nozomi Celebrity 1
Sasaki Nozomi Model 1
Sasha Pieterse Celebrity 1
Scout Taylor-Compton Celebrity 1
Sethna Celebrity 1
Shailene Woodley Celebrity 1
Sherri Valerie Guzik Model 1
Sorana Cîrstea Athlete 1
Steffani Brass Celebrity 1
Steffi Graf Athlete 1
Stormi Henley Model 1
Summer Bishil Celebrity 1
Summer Sanders Athlete 1
Sung Hi Lee Pornstar 1
Talullah Le Bon Celebrity 1
Tamannaah Bhatia Celebrity 1
Tara Lipinski Athlete 1
Taryne Mowatt Athlete 1
Tawnee Stone Pornstar 1
Taylor Momsen Celebrity 1
Thylane Blondeau Celebrity 1
Tipi Model 1
Tonia Couch Athlete 1
Vojislava Lukic Athlete 1
Willa Holland Celebrity 1
Yamila Diaz-Rahi Model 1
Yara Shahidi Celebrity 1
Yasmin Le Bon Celebrity 1
Yusra Mumtaz Model 1
Zhang Ziyi Celebrity 1
Zoë Kravitz Celebrity 1
Zoe Saldana Celebrity 1

Bye all! Thanks for reading!

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