Birthday Treat IV:5

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Now this 11-year-old isn't very sexy on her own. But she is the younger sister of one very hot, slutty celeb. I hope there's something to the trend of the younger celeb-sis acting much worse (or better!) than her older celeb-sis. It's certainly true for Lyndsey and Ali, Jessica and Ashlee, and especially Britney and Jamie Lynn. Let's hope it's true for Miley and her little bra-flashing sister.

I want to fuck Noah Cyrus today.

No Longer Bait VIII

BAIT IS LEGAL!!! Well, it finally happened. I usually love it when this happens, but for some reason there's a little letdown today. This one finally turns 18 today. But I've lusted for her for so long, that it almost doesn't matter. Plus, she's turned into such a white-trash skank, that it's hard to get turned on anymore. I wonder if it's the fact that she's no longer jailbait that makes her less appealing, since she's now just another in a long list of Hollywood sluts. Maybe. But looking at her still does it for me now and then. Like today!

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 3 DAYS.

Still Barely Bait

This chick's proving herself to be a real slutty thing. Still underage, but I fucking want her. But, I'll keep this 50-state legal.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus again when she turns 18.

Barely Bait Rerun Rerun

Has anyone heard all the gossip about this chick this week? Something about pixelated pics of her that imply she's pantyless? A little confusing, and I haven't found any of the pix online. Had a lot of fun looking though.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 again today.

Barely Bait Rerun

I don't know why I'm stuck on this chick, but I am. I was dragged into fucking Walmart again today, and had to force myself from staring at all the hot pix of this hot young thing in that store, including this one. And I know she's still underage, but I could legally have sex with her in my state and many others. But I want to keep this 50-state legal so:

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 again today.

Barely Bait

This one caused a little dilemma. I've been seeing this pic every time I walk into fucking Walmart, and it's fucking incredible. It's probably enhanced beyond belief, but it's really nice. I finally found it online, cuz I didn't want to stand there in the store staring at it, with my fiancée right next to me. The problem is she's underage. I said I wouldn't post any bait here, but then I realized something. As of Nov 23, she's been legal in 38 states, including mine. Even in the past year, she's been legal in 31, including mine. So, in this case I'm making an exception, because this pic is so fucking hot, and I can legally do it, if she'd only let me. I will phrase my wish in the following way, even though it makes sense only if I could time travel, so it can be legal in all fifty states.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 today.