Double Dose

As much as I love hot celeb bdays, it's a pain-in-the-ass to decide which hot one Iwanttofuck when there are two on the same day. So, today I'm picking both. Interestingly, they both turn 29 today. The first is a hot pro wrestler, and the second is another tennis hottie from Italy.

I want to fuck Maria Kanellis and Flavia Pannetta today.

Terrific Tempting Trio

Any reader of this blog knows how obsessed I am with 13-year old Bella Thorne. Well, today is the 19th bday of her older, and also very hot, sister Kaili. (She's the one on the right.) Several weeks ago, Jan 19, was also the 18th bday of her until-recently-still-jailbait older sister Dani, which I missed during my hiatus. The thing is, I can't look at Kaili without thinking of Bella. So today's wish is the same as my first bday wish last year, (if you happen to have read it) and pretend Bella is 18 too.

I want to fuck Kaili Thorne, then I want to fuck Dani Thorne, then I want to fuck Bella Thorne, then I want to fuck Kaili, Dani, and Bella Thorne together, and then I want them to fuck each other with me today.

Another Impossible Duo

During my hiatus, I happened to miss this celeb's 22-year bday back on Dec 2, as well as several others. But there's no time like the present.

This sexy little thing is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet. That got me thinking, and remembering, that her mom was a hot little thing back when she was giving Bill Cosby ulcers with her antics in the 80's. So today I'm hoping for a little time travel to have them at the same sweet young age. I'll grab the daughter from four years ago and her mom from 1985.



I want to fuck Zoë Kravitz when she was 18 and her mother Lisa Bonet when she was 18 together today.

Impossible Barely Bait Duo

Today is the 17th birthday of this amazingly hot young thing. She's in some cable drama I've never seen, and I've never heard of her until today. The amazing thing is her mother is Olivia Hussey, who starred in the 1968 movie version of "Romeo and Juliet," with a nude scene when she was only 15! I've always had the hots for that classic bait!


My wish today calls for some time travel. I want them both at the same age, which is legal in my state and 37 others.

I want to fuck Olivia Hussey when she was 17 and her daughter India Eisley together today.

Smokin' Sisters

I was just gonna focus on this girl, the daughter of Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon. She had her 21st birthday the other day, Aug 25th, and she's pretty freakin' hot.

Tasty Twins

Now this is a day to celebrate. I remember six years ago when everyone celebrated the legalling of these two. Today they turn 24, and I know by now it's a real cliché, but I don't want to choose.




I want to fuck Ashley Olsen today.





I want to fuck Mary-Kate Olsen again today.





I want to fuck Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen together today.

Birthday Treat V: The Gangs All Here

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat IV: Illegal and Illicit Incest

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat III: Really Close Kinfolk

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat II: In-Law Desire

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat I: Triple Taboo

Today's my birthday. Yippee! Yahoo! (Sarcasm!) I turn 32 today, and my craving for hot women, girls and jailbait shows no sign of stopping. In fact, it's getting worse, especially with the bait! Since my bday is on a Fri, I'm making the next few days my bday-four-day-weekend. And I've decided to celebrate on this blog by making bday wishes that I normally wouldn't or shouldn't make.

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Double Dipping & Bait Alert

I just found out that today is the 24th birthday of this Israeli model and the 22nd birthday of this Japanese model. I want them both now, together if possible!

I want to fuck Agam Rodberg AND Sasaki Nozomi today.


JAILBAIT ALERT: