Still Still Bait

I've been seeing really hot pics of this cutie all over the freakin' place for the last two weeks. How much can a guy take? Even from a 14-year old?

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz again today.

ANNOUNCEMENT: COUNTDOWN TO FINAL POST - 30 DAYS.

Birthday Treat VII:10

And now, for my final bday wish from the 14-year-old list, is probably my favorite piece of bait overall. I've posted her four times already on whoIwanttofucktoday, and only one of those was as a Bait Alert.

And she's only improving with age-- really improving! And she seems to be sporting quite a rack there lately! Let's hope we see a LOT more of her in the future!

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz again today.

Continues To Be Bait

You know, I've been trying to stop obsessing over celeb bait. And just when I think I'm doing a pretty good job of it, I come across pics of someone like her. Nevermind "like" her. Her! I want her! And, of course, I'm going to pretend she's 18 already.

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz again today.

Still Real Bait

OK. It's official. I'm a perv. I just realized I'm obsessing over another underage celeb, which can come to no good. This freakin' hot thing turns 14 today. Last year, I posted her as a jailbait alert saying "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years." (For some reason, I thought her bday was the 7th.) Well, that lasted until I posted her again for real on 11/13. Now, after checking out tons of pix of the bday girl, I'm really tempted to have her now, but I'd certainly wait until she's 18. Hey- even my wife said she'd take her! (at 18). How's that for a fantasy?

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

Another Real Real Bait

OK, I know I've made a few rules for myself on this blog, and I've broken them only once or twice. Well, I'm going on hiatus in two weeks, so my stringency is slipping. I'm breaking a rule again today. I already posted a jailbait alert for this ridiculously adorable thing back on Feb 7 when I said "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years. Keep an eye on her!"

Well, things have changed, because SHE has changed. Or grown up a bit, or is growing up a bit. Whatever. The fact is she's fucking incredible. And a little look around the web shows I'm not alone. (Although I seem to be one of the first to have pointed her out to the world last winter!) Is it her amazing CSLs? Or is it something else? I don't know. Anyway, today, I'm going to assume she's 18.

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 13 DAYS.

Succulent Sasha & Bait Alert

So sue me.

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.


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