Awesome Alia Flashback

I know I've posted this hot one several times, but she really got me going years ago. Not as far back as State of Grace, she was actually a little too young for me in that, but def by Arrested Development, especially toward the end. She was 17 when the show ended, but she was hot all the way through it. This pic is from back then, tho not sure exactly when.

I want to fuck Alia Shawkat again today.

COUNTDOWN TO FINAL POST - 20 DAYS.

Xcellent Xtina II

As I head to my second hiatus from this blog, I've been perusing old pix of some old crushes I had in the past. This one rose quickly to the top of my wishlist after she shed her completely phony innocent look of her first album, and let the world know what an obvious slut she was. Wonderful! But, she's older now, 30, a mom, and kinda looks it. She's not really that bad, but I'd really like to revisit this part of the past.

I want to fuck Christina Aguilera when she was 18 again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK II FINAL POST: 4 DAYS.

Birthday Mmmmmmmmmmmmemory

It's not my bday, but four days ago was this oldie-but-goodie's 46th bday! I really can't say I'm into her now, but she really had it going back in the day. Now most pedos seem to love her in Pretty Baby, and I do too. But I really think she reached her peak in Blue Lagoon. So, in order to keep the rhythm of the bait going, I'm thinking the following:

I want to fuck Brooke Shields when she was 14-years-old today.

Portman Prequel

Well- today's my b'day. The one I've been celebrating for several weeks here at whoIwanttofucktoday.

Regular readers will know of my endless infatuation with Natalie Portman, the one celeb who can't be on my allowed-to-fuck list because I've met her. Many more readers will be aware of my addiction to jailbait. Today, I'm combining the two, along with some time-travel fantasy.

Now, I know it's really a cliché to like this girl from her first major movie, but I actually remember her from BEFORE "Leon/The Professional," from back in early 1994. And I loved her even then!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman when she was 12 years old today.

Lovely Lover Rerun Rerun

If any of you have ever seen this one's arousing performance in "The Lover" in 1992, you'll know why I was smitten with her. But she has definitely not aged well, and that's a shame. Today, she turns 38, but I sometimes wish it was 20 years ago.

I want to fuck Jane March when she was 18 again.

Another Impossible Duo

During my hiatus, I happened to miss this celeb's 22-year bday back on Dec 2, as well as several others. But there's no time like the present.

This sexy little thing is the daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet. That got me thinking, and remembering, that her mom was a hot little thing back when she was giving Bill Cosby ulcers with her antics in the 80's. So today I'm hoping for a little time travel to have them at the same sweet young age. I'll grab the daughter from four years ago and her mom from 1985.



I want to fuck Zoë Kravitz when she was 18 and her mother Lisa Bonet when she was 18 together today.

Impossible Barely Bait Duo

Today is the 17th birthday of this amazingly hot young thing. She's in some cable drama I've never seen, and I've never heard of her until today. The amazing thing is her mother is Olivia Hussey, who starred in the 1968 movie version of "Romeo and Juliet," with a nude scene when she was only 15! I've always had the hots for that classic bait!


My wish today calls for some time travel. I want them both at the same age, which is legal in my state and 37 others.

I want to fuck Olivia Hussey when she was 17 and her daughter India Eisley together today.

Sweet Summer

Another Olympic swimmer today. This one actually turns 30-fucking-8 years old today! I think she still has it, but she was clearly hotter back in the day.

I want to fuck Summer Sanders when she was 18 today.

Dominating Dominique

I remember when this hot little gymnast was a serious piece of jaibait. I just found out she turned 29 this past Thursday, and is married and a mom. She's still pretty hot, but I still like her younger, like in this pic from over 10 years ago.

I want to fuck Dominique Moceanu when she was 18 today.

Sweet Memory

I just caught the old video for the song "Stacy's Mom." Even though Rachel Hunter is pretty hot, I remember thinking to myself back then, "I'd rather have Stacy!" She was really hot in that video, and only 14! Some damn hot bait! But that means she's 21 now. I'm going to assume she is just as hot and only a little older, even though I can't find any new pix of her.

I want to fuck Gianna Distenca today.

Another Dream of the Past & Bait Alert

I remember when I wanted to fuck this girl every minute of every day. What the fuck happened to her? All I know is:

I want to fuck Britney Spears when she was 18 again today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Xcellent Xtina

I remember when this chick first appeared, I didn't give a shit about her. Then around 2002 a switch was turned on, and I wanted to fuck the shit out of her everyday. Then she got even skankier, if that's possible, and actually less fuckable. Now, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. As for now:

I want to fuck Christina Aguilera when she was 18 today.

Jolting Jennifer

This girl is pretty hot now at 39 years old, but she was smokin' several years ago. The pic is from "Career Opportunities" back in 1991, and who can forget her topless beach scene in "The Hot Spot" a year earlier?

I want to fuck Jennifer Connelly when she was 18 today.

Mmmmmmmemory

Just saw some story today talking about Clueless for some reason. Remember when this chick was smokin' hot? I sure do.

I want to fuck Alicia Silverstone when she was 18 today.

Take Me Back to Steffi

I wasn't going to post this chick at all last week. She turned 41 last Monday. But then I remembered how fuckable she was back in the early 90s, in spite of her schnozz.

I want to fuck Steffi Graf when she was 18 today.

Mmmmmmmmmmemory Again

Damn, I actually remember when this girl could get me hot. Not anymore, at all! Especially now, when she turns 45 today. But I can easily say this.

I want to fuck Brooke Shields when she was 18 today.

Tennis Classic

This one is probably the oldest one yet. She actually turns 40 today. I was a big fan of hers back in the day, even though she seems like a real big girl. I'm gonna cheat a little here. Since I had the hots for her years ago, I'm gonna go back in time.

I want to fuck Gabriel Sabatini when she was 18 today.

Dreams of the Past

Just stumbled on some old pix of her online today. I can't even count how often I fantasized about her back in the day. What the fuck happened to her? Who knows. All I know is:

I want to fuck Britney Spears when she was 18 again today.

Lovely Lover Rerun

Today is the 37th birthday of this formerly fucking sexy lolita. She's OK now. I'm sure some guys would want to fuck her, but not really me.

I want to fuck Jane March again when she was 18 today.

Yesterday's Hotness

Yesterday was this Austrian tennis player's 34th birthday. Now, she's not exactly hot anymore, but I remember when she was playing back in the late 90's she certainly was! (This pic is from those days.) I would've had her then, but she was probably even hotter even younger.

I want to fuck Barbara Schett when she was 18 today.