Joltin' Jordyn

Am I supposed to know this chick? Some pop singer of some real crap, I'm sure. I don't, but I wish I did. She turns 20 today, perfect chance for some webpic browsing.

I want to fuck Jordyn Taylor today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 12 DAYS.

Another Real Real Bait

OK, I know I've made a few rules for myself on this blog, and I've broken them only once or twice. Well, I'm going on hiatus in two weeks, so my stringency is slipping. I'm breaking a rule again today. I already posted a jailbait alert for this ridiculously adorable thing back on Feb 7 when I said "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years. Keep an eye on her!"

Well, things have changed, because SHE has changed. Or grown up a bit, or is growing up a bit. Whatever. The fact is she's fucking incredible. And a little look around the web shows I'm not alone. (Although I seem to be one of the first to have pointed her out to the world last winter!) Is it her amazing CSLs? Or is it something else? I don't know. Anyway, today, I'm going to assume she's 18.

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 13 DAYS.

Disney Dish II

As I said back on Dec 11, my interest in this girl really comes and goes. Actually, most days I don't even look twice at her. But today is her 28th bday, so I took a closer look at a LOT of pix of her. Now I'm in the mood for her.

I want to fuck Anne Hathaway again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 14 DAYS.

Naughty Natalie

Amazing! I can actually have the hots for someone over 20! Of course, being a Miss Universe certainly helps just a little. This awesome hot one got that award in 2005, and she turns 29 today.

I want to fuck Natalie Glebova today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 15 DAYS.

Real Bait XI and Not Bait Rerun

Thanks to a suggestion from a reader a few weeks ago, I've been checking out pix of this wonderful hottie on the right. I'm not sure why I haven't posted her yet; my eyes have turned toward her many times in the last year or two. Now I know she's still only 16, but that's legal in my state and in 30 more. Plus, the girl she's with here, Lorraine Nicholson, is 20, and I already posted her back on 4/16. This pic is a shot of the two of them filming the movie "Soul Surfer," and it really got me going, so I have to say the following:

I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb and Lorraine Nicholson together today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 16 DAYS.

Bubbling Biba

I love women athletes, including those in table tennis. That's right! This hot thing plays ping-pong for a living. Hey, don't laugh. It's actually an Olympic sport! Anyway, this smokin Serbian turns 33 today, if you can believe it. What is age but a only a number?

I want to fuck Biba Golic today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 17 DAYS.

Drippin' Droke

When I first saw this hot little thing's pix, after hearing she turns 23 today, I thought I was looking at bait, but I wasn't. Well, mostly not. She began acting at 17, so most of the pix I see are over 18. So why does she look 11 years old? And why is that so hot? Am I sick? Probably.

I want to fuck Samantha Droke today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 18 DAYS.

Smokin' Stone

Does anyone have any idea who this chick is? I have no fucking clue, some actress in some shit I've never seen. But she turned 22 yesterday, and she's hot today!

I want to fuck Emma Stone today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 19 DAYS.

Ahhh Ana

I love tennis hotties. What can I say. This hot little Serbian turns 23 today. Let me at her!

I want to fuck Ana Ivanović today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 20 DAYS.

Real Bait X

I saw this girl's name on a celeb birthday list two days ago and gave it a pass. One, because she turned only 15. Two, I didn't look too close. Today I did, and I can't give it a pass. Half her blood is also in the Kardashian sluts, through her mother Kris Houghton, which explains why she's so fucking hot. (Her mother first married Robert Kardashian and is now married to Bruce Jenner.)

I can't look away, so I'm giving in. And I've convinced myself she's 18!

I want to fuck Kendall Jenner today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 21 DAYS.

Sword Swallower

I need to stay off the teen model pages. They do me no good. There are several I've been checking out over and over these past few years. I've seen this one around for five years or so, many of them nude. Now I know for a fact that she's over 18 now, even though I have no idea what her real name is, and that she poses more freely in the nude than ever before. But the one line I draw on whoiwanttofucktoday, and I'm not exactly sure why, is nudity. So, I'm posting this incredibly hot one that leaves very little to the imagination.

I want to fuck Cinderella Girl today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 22 DAYS.

Mexican Mouthful

Does anyone know this chick? I wish I did. Today is the 21st birthday of this Mexican-American singer of pop songs I've never heard. Who cares? Get a load of that ass!

I want to fuck Paula DeAnda today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 23 DAYS.

Halloween Temptation III

Anyone who's familiar at all with Brittany Marie Guzik, who I already posted on 3/21 and 5/29, knows she has two younger sisters. One of them turned legal on Sept 16, and I missed it! Will she now pose nude like her slutty older sis? One can only hope. Until then, there're lotsa non-nudes, including this Halloween homemade.

I want to fuck Sherri Valerie Guzik today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 24 DAYS.

Halloween Temptation II

Halloween should be a season, not just one day. Especially when hot young sluts dress like this! Or look like this on the web, anyway! Another fan pic of the same teen model, who I assume is over 18.

I want to fuck Lacey again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 25 DAYS.

Halloween Temptation

Who hasn't lusted over teen models all over the web these past ten years? This one is always a turn-on, and I just found some homemade Halloween ones of her. Not bad at all. I'm going to assume she's 18 years old.

I want to fuck Lacey today.

Nectarous Nastia II

Posted this hot thing with the endless legs back on Jan 20. I love looking at her face, but this pic is just too hot, even without it. Today is her 21st bday. Let's partay!

I want to fuck Nasita Liukin again today.

Impossible Barely Bait Duo

Today is the 17th birthday of this amazingly hot young thing. She's in some cable drama I've never seen, and I've never heard of her until today. The amazing thing is her mother is Olivia Hussey, who starred in the 1968 movie version of "Romeo and Juliet," with a nude scene when she was only 15! I've always had the hots for that classic bait!


My wish today calls for some time travel. I want them both at the same age, which is legal in my state and 37 others.

I want to fuck Olivia Hussey when she was 17 and her daughter India Eisley together today.

Sultry Sandra IV

I love that Sandra is legal now, and no one can get on my case about her. Even though her bait pix are really hot, her new ones are just as great. And since no one seems to be sure of her real last name, I'll just say the following.

I want to fuck Sandra again today.

Real Bait Incest II

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My brother Steve is flipping out, realizing he's raising a young slut. My post from 6/23 explained how his then-13-year-old daughter was sending out nude pix of herself to who-knows-who. (She's turned 14 since then.) Now he found more on her laptop, and he's even found some posted on some jailbait sites! (Why is he looking there?) Now, he's not sure how to put a stop to it. I couldn't tell him I half-hope he can't! Not sure why he keeps sending them to me, though I think it's for some sympathy and advice.

I already included Brittany in my birthday fantasies, and in another fantasy after he showed me her pix the first time back in June. All I can say is something I can't say to him. (And I'm saying this imagining she's 18 years old!)

I want to fuck my niece Brittany again today.

Scrumptious, Savory and Succulent Sasha the Fifth

Five times for this hot little dish. Today's her 26th bday, and I couldn't pass up another look at her. Fucking awesome!

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.

Natalie XI

Fucking again? Yes, fucking again. No explanation needed.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Awesome Ariel

Now this is barely legal! I would swear this one is no older than 14, but the site says she's legal, so I choose to believe it!

I want to fuck Ariel today.

Far Out Felicity

It's pornstar week here at WhoIWantToFuckToday! I've been seeing this well-endowed hot one for a long time too. I think this is one of her very early, barely legal ones.

I want to fuck Felicity Fey today.

Tap Tawnee

I've seen this hot little thing online for a few years now. No idea how old she is now, or how old some of these pix are, but I don't care!

I want to fuck Tawnee Stone today.

Sandy the Slut

Feel like a pornstar today. Found this hottie easy on the eyes.

I want to fuck Sandy today.