Hayden V

Yes, another rerun. Saw a display of her in Nordstrom's the other day. Not sure what for, but I had pleasant thoughts the rest of the day.

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

Kooky Katie

All right. We all know this girl's a little nuts, and her fucked up husband went off the deep end a long time ago. But she's still pretty damn hot! I saw this cover in the supermarket yesterday, and almost bought it only for the cover!

I want to fuck Katie Holmes today.

Va-Va-Vonn

Well, it's a good thing I fucked Frieda yesterday, a day before her birthday, because today is someone else's bday too, and I wouldn't've wanted to choose. A skier this time. This US Olympian from Minnesota turns 26 today. Let's swoosh together!

I want to fuck Lindsey Vonn today.

A Day Early

I just can't wait. I fell for this hot dark thing pretty hard when I saw her in Slumdog Millionaire a couple of years ago. Tomorrow is her 26th birthday, but I want to celebrate now.

I want to fuck Freida Pinto today.

The Real Thing

My post on Thursday got me thinking. It'd be great fucking a celeb lookalike, but even better fucking the real thing! Right? So.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens again today.

Elena Elixer

Another tennis hottie. This one is an awesome Russian who turns 29 today. Game, set, match me!

I want to fuck Elena Dementieva today.

Beachy Hottie

I was going through all the recent pix on my digital, when I saw ones of this hot thing I completely forgot about. I had to take a few shots of this girl, because she looked so much like Vanessa Hudgens, even though I know she wasn't. A little too chunky too, but I liked it!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Sweet Summer

Another Olympic swimmer today. This one actually turns 30-fucking-8 years old today! I think she still has it, but she was clearly hotter back in the day.

I want to fuck Summer Sanders when she was 18 today.

Ooh La La!

I was too focused on bait the other day, that I missed a bday. This hot little frenchie is an Olympic swimmer, and she turned 24 three days ago. Pretty freakin nice! And I recently saw a buncha amateur nudes online that are supposed to be her, but no one seems to be sure. But, anyway.

I want to fuck Laure Manaudou today.

Wonderful Wie II

I know I posted this hot tall sip of asia back on July 19, but I got to thinking of her again cuz she turns 21 today. Let's have some fun.

I want to fuck Michelle Wie again today.

Gabby Goodie

Am I supposed to know this chick? I wish I did. She's an Australian pop singer, and I'm sure her songs suck, but I do enjoy looking at her! Her 19th bday is today. Yum.

I want to fuck Gabriella Cilmi today.

Barely Bait VII

It seems to be bait week here at whoiwanttofuck! I've seen this one in fucking nothing, but she turns 16 today, and I want to party (in two years!)

I want to fuck Jodelle Ferland when she turns 18 today.

Real Real Bait

I'm breaking my cardinal rule today, just like I did on my bday. And it's for the same chick. You might have noticed that everyone I choose to wanttofuck is 18 or over. I have occasionally listed 16 year olds as "Real Bait" and 17 year olds as "Barely Bait," who are both legal in my state. But I always say that I'll fuck them when they turn 18 to make it 50-state legal. I've also been listing "Jailbait Alerts" of cute young things, between 12 and 15, who will most likely be very fuckable in the years ahead. Some I admit are fuckable right now, but I never say it on this page. Except on my bday. And except today. This hot little fucking thing turns only 13 today. I've wanted her for many months, probably more than 12, which makes it really sick, I know!

But there's something about her which makes this an obsessive infatuation. She's just too fucking hot for her age, and too fucking sexy. That fact that she seems really loose makes it even worse, or better! In any case, I'll just give in and say it.

I want to fuck Bella Thorne today!

Thursday's Asian

I have no idea what this chick does, but I do have a name. I just happened to see her while browsing through some hot asian chicks. This one's Japanese, and I have no idea how old she is, but I'm gonna assume she's old enough.

I want to fuck Miho Yoshioka today.

Dominating Dominique

I remember when this hot little gymnast was a serious piece of jaibait. I just found out she turned 29 this past Thursday, and is married and a mom. She's still pretty hot, but I still like her younger, like in this pic from over 10 years ago.

I want to fuck Dominique Moceanu when she was 18 today.

Sexy Sikh

I first had the hots for this dark little thing way back when she was playing bait in "Bend it Like Beckham," even though she was 25 already. Today is actually her thirty-fucking-sixth birthday, and she still looks incredibly awesome. Thankfully, she's on my allowed-to-fuck list with my fiancée's permission. (Like that'll ever happen!)

I want to fuck Parminder Nagra today.

Still Barely Bait

This chick's proving herself to be a real slutty thing. Still underage, but I fucking want her. But, I'll keep this 50-state legal.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus again when she turns 18.

Poolside Teen

I've been hanging out at my complex's pool for much of this fall, checking out as much eye candy until it gets cold. There's a lot of college girls here, who are great for the eyes! I snapped this one very quick. Not too bad. Probably 19 or 20, I'd guess.

I want to fuck this girl today.

Grin and Do It

What can I say about this girl? I fucking hate her. Useless, no-talent piece of shit. But I want her so fucking bad. I can’t deny it. Hate her fucking music and I think she should’ve been shot on SNL. So why am I thinking about her? Today is her 26th birthday, and after a look at some of her pics, especially fake-nudes, all I want to do is to nail her. I can deal with that.

I want to fuck Ashlee Simpson today.

La-La-Larson

Who is this girl? I don't fucking know. I do know she's cute, and she turns 21 today.

I want to fuck Brie Larson today.

Real Bait IX

Another teen starlet slut who I haven't seen in a fucking thing has a birthday today. This little thing could really give Selena Gomez a run for her money. But she turns only 16 today, legal in my state, but not all. So:

I want to fuck Alexa Melo when she turns 18 today.

Tuesday's Asian

Was in fucking Walmart again on Saturday, and I swear I saw the same little slut I saw back on June 6. This is what I said then: "Was stuck in fucking Walmart yesterday, and saw this ridiculously sexy young Chinese girl with her family. (I know Chinese when I hear it.) I say "ridiculously" because she was no more than 13 years old. Very skinny, very little, wearing almost nothing. Tight, tight sleeveless top, and very mini-mini-skirt. Cute budding breasts, long dark hair, and round tight ass. Every head in the place turned toward her jailbait body." Only this time she was wearing an insanely small pair of DaisyDukes, and an even smaller tank top. Take me to jail, cuz I want her! Went home to fap to some online asians and found this hottie, who might look like my girl when she's a little older. I'll take her too.

I want to fuck Annie Yi today.

Fine Finn

I shoulda stopped looking at hot tennis stars this week and looked more at hot figure skaters. This little Finn had her 22nd birthday on Sunday, and I missed it. Oh well, it's never to late for a lusting!

I want to fuck Kiira Korpi today.

Oooh Olga

It's raining hot tennis chicks this week! This sexy little Russkie turns 23 today. Not too shabby!

I want to fuck Olga Poutchkova today.

Game, Set, Match Replay

This girl was one of the very first I posted on this site. And I am rarely turned on by her. Large asses don't usually get me going, which explains why I never posted her twice. But, today's her 29th birthday, and I've been focusing on some of her hotter pix this morning. The result?

I want to fuck Serena Williams again today.