Lickable Lauren

Just a little break from celebs for now. More lusting after my fiancée's young friends. This is actually the little 18-year old sister of a guy-friend of my fiancée. I'd let him fuck her if he'd let me have his sister! Then again, who gives a shit about him?

I want to fuck Lauren X today.

Wild Willa

I haven't seen this hot thing in fucking anything, but I'd like to see her in nothing! Today she turns 19.

I want to fuck Willa Holland today.

Sweet Steph

Shit, I wanted to fuck this girl everyday during the last summer Olympic Games. What a hot fucking slut! Today she turns 22, and I'd really like to help her celebrate.

I want to fuck Stephanie Rice today.

Kool Keshia

This one was a hot little jailbait popstar from Canada just a few years ago. Now she turns 21 today, and she's even hotter.

I want to fuck Keshia Chanté today.

Super Cid

I love gymnasts. I mean I really love gymnasts. This hot one is an Olympian in rhythmic gymnastics from Spain. And she's actually 30 years old today. Not bait at all!

I want to fuck Almudena Cid Tostado today.

Luscious Lucy II

I first posted this hot little thing back on January 12, and today is her 21st birthday, so I'm posting her again. Friggin yummy!

I want to fuck Lucy Hale again today.

Tasty Twins

Now this is a day to celebrate. I remember six years ago when everyone celebrated the legalling of these two. Today they turn 24, and I know by now it's a real cliché, but I don't want to choose.




I want to fuck Ashley Olsen today.





I want to fuck Mary-Kate Olsen again today.





I want to fuck Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen together today.

Luscious Lima II

Now this was a tough one to choose today. (It's her 29th birthday.)

I want to fuck Adriana Lima again today.

Hot Hot Heather

Here's proof I'm not into jailbait only. This hot tight thing turned 32 years old two days ago. (The same day as Portman's bday, who I wasn't bumping for anybody!) She's a pro soccer player and very hot.

I want to fuck Heather Mitts today.

Lickable Lipinski

This girl always baffled me. She was pretty awesome bait back in the 90s when she was skating, but she didn't age well at all. Still, sometimes I look at her and want to fuck the hell out of her. Others, I can't look away fast enough. Weird. Anyway, today is her 29th birthday, and I think this is the first sort of day.

I want to fuck Tara Lipinski today.

Portman the Seventh

Again? Yes, again. But this time for good reason. Today is her 29th birthday. Let's party!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Tuesday's Blonde

OK! Once more, and maybe I can get her out of my system.

I want to fuck Aria again today.

Double Ace

I can't believe I posted this girl only once, back on Dec 8. But, today is her birthday, her 29th, and I'll help her celebrate.

I want to fuck Anna Kournikova again today.

Sunday's Blonde

I thought one day would be enough. I was wrong.

I want to fuck Aria again today.

Saturday's Blonde

I first posted this hot thing way back on Dec 25. Nice hot pornstar for a present. Well, I want her again, especially after I found more pix of her.

I want to fuck Aria again today.

Jolting Junior II

This is the same girl from May 11. She turned 21 last weekend, and my fiancée and a buncha hot chix went out to get hammered. Nice guys don't fuck drunk chicks, but she'd be hard to pass up.

I want to fuck Brittany X again today.

Hot Hindu

A little swarm of Indian collage girls were on the bus today. A real hot one with almost nude c-cups was sitting right next to me. Man, I wish she could come home with me! But I'll have to be satisfied with pix of hot Indian actresses. Like this one I posted back on Dec 4.

I want to fuck Ileana D'Cruz again today.

Real Bait V

This little cutie turns 16 today, legal in 31 states, including mine. I haven't seen her in anything, but I'd give her a good try.

I want to fuck Jemma McKenzie-Brown when she turns 18 today.

Portman VI

An old desire returned today. I love fake nudes of celebs, and this pic is an obvious one. But it's pretty hot anyway.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Mmmmmmmmmmemory Again

Damn, I actually remember when this girl could get me hot. Not anymore, at all! Especially now, when she turns 45 today. But I can easily say this.

I want to fuck Brooke Shields when she was 18 today.

Real Bait IV

This impossibly sexy Japanese model turns only 16 today! Legal in 31 states, including mine, but I'll say the usual.

I want to fuck Aira Mihana when she turns 18 today.

Teen Temptation

I had a real crush on this one a few years ago. Couldn't wait for her to turn legal and drop everything. And she did!

I want to fuck Brittany Marie Guzik again today.

Cute Carey II

I already posted this cutie back on Jan 29, but I was reminded of her again cuz today's her 25th birthday. Can this girl ever stop being impossibly cute? I hope not!

I want to fuck Carey Mulligan today.

Another Kreaming Kelly

This hot celeb actress/model I've seen in absolutely nothing. But she's hot, and she turns 34 years young four days ago.

I want to fuck Kelly Monaco today.

Jumpin Julianna

I'm glad I got that stuff out of my system for the last five days. Now back to my regularly scheduled horniness.

This hot one had me running some wild jailbait fantasies in my head a while back, something about that stupid pink wig. But she's been legal for a year now. She turns 19 today.

I want to fuck Julianna Rose Mauriello today.