Piping Hot Penélope

For a real change of pace from all this bait, I'm focusing on one of my older faves, who turned 37 years old this past Thursday. Thirty-freakin-seven and I still want her!

I want to fuck Penélope Cruz again today.

Birthday Treat III:5

I already posted this sexy little thing last Oct when she turned 16. Now I'm thinking about her all over again!

I want to fuck Jodelle Ferland today.

Birthday Treat III:4

I have no idea who this hot little 16-year-old celeb is, but I'd sure like to find out!

I want to fuck Nicola Peltz today.

Birthday Treat III:3

I've seen this hot little 16-year-old actress-model in freakin' nothing. But I'm glad I'm seeing her now!

I want to fuck Denyse Tontz today.

Birthday Treat III:2

I bet most Americans have never heard of this little 16-year-old cutie. This adorable Brit has been in only a few TV shows. She doesn't sing; she doesn't model; she only acts. Wow. What a concept. Plus, she's freakin' cute and has some awesome CSL's!

I want to fuck Charlie May-Clark today.

Birthday Treat III:1

I wasn't sure where to look this week, when I stumbled onto pix of this little Billie Piper lookalike. Only 16! Now, 16 is legal in many countries and in 31 states, including mine. So this week is going to be only semi-jailbait. Who the fuck cares? They're hot!

I want to fuck Jemma McKenzie-Brown today.

24 - Love

Today's a little more of a break from bait. This awsome tennis hottie turned 24 last Tuesday. I'd love to pair with her in center court!

I want to fuck Maria Sharapova again today.

Awesome Alia Again

Enough with the jailbait of today. Now for some jailbait of yesterday! This former teen temptress turned 22 last Monday. Time to remember!

I want to fuck Alia Shawkat again today.

Birthday Treat II:5

Would you believe I was actually thinking of passing on this girl this week? There are quite a few hot little things in show biz who are 13 too. But I had to pay tribute during my bday celebration to this little lolita who has been turning me on so well for over a year.

I want to fuck Bella Thorne again today.

Birthday Treat II:4

I was all set to post someone else today, and then discovered this hot little come-from-nowhere 13-year-celeb just a few hours ago! Not a bad frickin' way to spend a bday!

I want to fuck Rebecca Black today.

Birthday Treat II:3

Who woulda figured that Heather Locklear woulda had a frickin' hot-as-hell daughter, even one who's only 13 years old? Inconceivable! Amazing for a bday present!

I want to fuck Ava Sambora today.

Birthday Treat II:2

It's amazing how many hot little jailbait celebs you find once you start deliberately looking, never mind accidentally! I discovered this little 13-year-old Mexican treat just a few weeks ago. She's a sweet little pop star most Americans have never heard of. I'd be happy to have a little cultural exchange with her for my birthday present!

I want to fuck Genesis Codina today.

Birthday Treat II:1

After my bday wish on Friday, I got to checking out her younger sister some more. Now, for my bday wishes I was initially going to hit on the 16-year-olds next. As great as they are, after a little time on-line, I decided what I really want this week.

I first realized the near-perfection of 13-year-olds sometime in 11th grade. That rare mix of the very beginning of near-perfect bodies, with that near-certainty of virginity. When I was 13, I liked the 13s. When I was 14, I still liked the 13s. By 17, I realized I was not unliking the 13s very much at all. In fact, I saw the young ripe bodies of some 8th grade sisters of friends as quite sexy, (which did NOT make my friends very happy, if I happened to tell them, which wasn't often.) As I've aged, my taste in the 13s has diminished, but by no means has disappeared.

So, this week, I'm going to pretend I'm in Spain, where the age of consent is actually 13! (If I can believe the any of the shit I read online!) And I'm going to pretend the following five celebs are there as well.

This one was still an impossible-to-touch 12-year-old until nine days ago. (Her bday was the 9th of this month.) Now she's technically another year older, and even more desirable.

I want to fuck Elle Fanning again today.

Emmmmmmmmmma

During my 17-year-old party last week, I neglected the 21st bday on Friday of one of my favorite former bait celebs. I guess it's never too late!

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

Lovely Lorraine Returns

After sweating over my Thurday's bday present, I took a look at her "Soul Surfer" costar again. Today happens to be her 21st bday! Let's celebrate.

I want to fuck Lorraine Nicholson again today.

Birthday Treat I:5

No one should be surprised that, as long as I'm thinking of 17-year-olds I'm going to be thinking of this one, especially after stumbling on this obvious tribute to a classic piece of bait, Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver." Go figure I'd want her for my birthday.

I want to fuck Dakota Fanning again today.

Birthday Treat I:4

I've lusted over this hot one far too long for it to have been legal. Who cares? At 17, she's perfectly legal in my state, and a great bday gift.

I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb again today.

Birthday Treat I:3

This little 17-year-old simply takes my breath away. I can't say anything else. A great birthday present.

I want to fuck India Eisley again today.

Birthday Treat I:2

I picked a great week to lust after 17 years olds! This awesome one turns 17 today. I've been seeing lotsa pix of this one lately, and she's just getting more gorgeous each day. I don't think I expected it after seeing her in "Atonement" at 12, when she really wasn't sexy at all. Imagine that!

So my second birthday wish, especially since 17-year-olds are perfectly legal in my state, is the following:

I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan today.

Birthday Treat I:1

There are six work-weeks left until my 33rd bday, and I've been thinking on how I'd like to celebrate it on whoIwanttofucktoday. And I want to celebrate starting immediately!

Those of you who read my posts last year will remember that I plunged deep into fantasies concerning family members, both mine and my wife's, both adult and underage. I'm not going to go there this year. Not that I still don't have some great fantasies about them, especially my nieces and my sisters-in-law, but I'd rather focus on something else this year. And this is also due to the fact that I won't post pix of family anymore. (See explanation on April 2)

In addition to family, my fantasies last year included someone else- a certain jailbait celeb. That's what I want for my bday- jailbait celebs!

Today I'll start with some 17-year-olds, who are not technically jailbait. They are off-limits in 12 states, but in mine and in 37 others it's perfectly legal to want them, to say I want them, and to do them!

Today I'm focusing on a certain celeb who came to my attention back when she was nine years old in "School of Rock", and NO I didn't want to fuck her then! Now, she isn't classically pretty by any means, but she is often very sexy. Maybe it's those awesome CSLs. For my first bday present I want the following:

I want to fuck Miranda Cosgrove today.

Cutie For the Weekend

Is it fair when guys post hot pics of their girlfriends online for other guys to get hot over without them knowing? I don't know, but I'm glad some do, like the bf of this cute young college girl. Not too shabby!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Kreaming Kristen Returns

I'm normally not really turned on my this chick very much at all. Something about her creepy eyes. But if I focus on her for a while, I can certainly get interested. Like today, her 21st bday. Let's paytay!

I want to fuck Kristen Stewart again today.

Sweet Selena

Not sure why I haven't posted this delicious one since she turned 18. After all, she is on my Allowed-To-Fuck-Ten-Celebrities list. Can't wait!

I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

Yummy Yusra

Was on the bus this morning and was suddenly surrounded by a handful of very sexy Pakistani college girls, definitely not sticking to tradition! Got me browsing for some online later, and discovered this runner-up in the Miss Pakistan 2009 contest. Not too shabby!

I want to fuck Yusra Mumtaz today.

Artistic Wednesday

No idea who this hot one is, but I love the pic!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Tuesday's Cutie

Just a little bored webbrowsing, and of course, checking out as many hot young things as I can. Like this one. There's just something about braces on hot chicks (she's over 18) that really turns on the perv in me!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Young MILF Returns

This one is quickly following in her sister's path of washed-up trailer trash. Gotta get her while she's still young! And today she turns 20.

I want to fuck Jamie Lynn Spears again today.

Peekaboo Picabo

Gotta love those women athletes! Unfortunately, some of them don't age very well. Like this one, who turns 40 today. Ahhh.. memories!

I want to fuck Picabo Street when she was 18 today.

Portman the Fifteenth

Not sure why I felt drawn to this old favorite today, but I did. So here I go again.

But first, I have a little announcement about some editing I will be doing today to some older posts. Keep reading below the fold to find out what.

In the meanwhile:

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Sing For Sung

Luv me some Asian sluts! This hot pornstar/actress/model actually turns 41 today. And I actually want her! Amazing.

I want to fuck Sung Hi Lee today.