Hayden VI

Why haven't I posted this friggin hot one in a long time? She's still fucking awesome.

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

NumNumNum Norah

I've always had a crush on this beautiful one. Maybe it's her dark exotic looks, her awesome voice, her hot bod! Whatever. Today she turns 32, and she keeps getting better.

I want to fuck Norah Jones again today.

Bathing Beauty

Just some web-browsing wishing summer was here. Can anyone figure out why?

I want to fuck this girl today.

Kute Keira III

Another missed bday. This continual hottie turned 26 on the 26th, and I missed it, while celebrating another young celeb's bday. Well, it's never too late.

I want to fuck Keira Knightley again today.

Sing For Song

I could've sworn I've posting this asian hottie more than once, but it appears I haven't. Well, that changes today. Today is her 23rd bday, and I'm going to celebrate with her.

I want to fuck Brenda Song again today.

Hot For Haley

I first posted this little cutie a year ago when she became legal at 18. Today, she turns 19, and I'm glad to see she's still very do-able. But I have the feeling she won't age very well. Gotta get this one while she's still young!

I want to fuck Haley Ramm again today.

Delicous Danica

I'm not sure why I've never posted this perennial hottie before, but I am now! Today's her 29th bday, and I want a shot of her while she's still in her twenties.

I want to fuck Danica Patrick today.

Thursday's Cutie

Just some web-browsing for some cute chicks. Found one!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Mila the Tenth

Had an odd dream last night, about an ex-girlfriend. It was pretty hot, and we had some great sex, but I kept thinking "she looks a lot like Mila Kunis." And the thing is, my ex looks nothing like Mila Kunis! But it was definitely her in my dream. Not sure what Freudian explanation there is regarding me and my ex, but I do know what it means otherwise.

I want to fuck Mila Kunis again today.

Pole Climber Returns

This awesome hottie turns only 22 today. If you don't know who she is, I pity you. (I certainly know. I posted her twice already!)

I want to fuck Allison Stokke again today.

Tasty Temptation

I think I'm just going to give up. Why do I try? What am I talking about? Well, one year and three days ago, I said about the above hot thing: "This adorable little thing turns 14 today. Her cute Irish looks will take her a long way, and I'm quite sure she'll be fuckable in a few years. Keep an eye on her."

Well, who's kidding who? She's fuckable now, even at 15! Who can deny it? So, I'll just pretend she's 18 and say it today:

I want to fuck Madeline Carroll today.

Lovely Lover Rerun Rerun

If any of you have ever seen this one's arousing performance in "The Lover" in 1992, you'll know why I was smitten with her. But she has definitely not aged well, and that's a shame. Today, she turns 38, but I sometimes wish it was 20 years ago.

I want to fuck Jane March when she was 18 again.

Luscious Lily Returns

It has been a whole year since I posted this little hottie, and it's a shame. She's fucking awesome! This daughter of Phil Collins turned 22 yesterday, and she's getting even better!

I want to fuck Lily Collins again today.

Friday's Asian

Just some asian porn browsing today, and this awesome 28-year old Japanese model caught my eye. Never heard of her, but I'm glad I have now!

I want to fuck Kana Tsugihara today.

When Irish-Greek Eyes Are Smiling

It's St. Patrick's Day, and even though I'm not Irish, I love celebrating with hot Irish chicks. Like this model from the Emerald Isle. Now, she is only half Irish, the other half is Greek, but that'll have to do!

I want to fuck Georgia Salpa today.

Just Barely Bait

After lusting over a dangerous young thing yesterday, my thoughts turn back to her older sister. Now, while the idea of a bisexual incestuous jailbait threesome sounds awesome to me, I'll take them one at a time for now. And since this one is legal in my state, even at 17, I can safely say the following.

I want to fuck Dakota Fanning again today.

Real Real Bait

Okay. This isn't fucking fair. I try to do my best not gazing at the young ones. I try to keep myself from becoming aroused at the illegal ones. But I'm only human. You might know that I'm pretty turned on by Dakota Fanning who, though 17, which is legal in my state, is considered bait. You also may have seen my Jailbait Alert for her little sister last April when she turned 12. Well, I'm beginning to crack over her pics like this one. Another fucking 12-year old! What the fuck is wrong with me? What's worse, is I think this pic is at least a year old! But I could be wrong. Anyway, I look at this pic, and pretend with all my effort that she's 18.

I want to fuck Elle Fanning today.

Tasty Tamil

For about twenty minutes this morning, I was surrounded by nine freakin' smokin' Indian girls on the bus to work. I've had the hots for Indian chicks for a long time, or should I say South Asian chicks, because I include Indians, Pakastanis, Sri Lankans, and Bangladeshis. But it's funny, it's black-and-white with me. They're either smokin' or they're fugly. No in-between. Like this morning.

Anyway, I had to web search for some hot Indians when I got to work, and I found this young up-and-coming Bollywood Tamil actress. I don't even know how old she is, but I don't fucking care either.

I want to fuck Sethna today.

Kool Kaya

Any idea who this hot chick is? Aside from a small part in Clash of the Titans, her résumé is a mystery to me. Should I care? No. But today is her 19th bday, and I want to celebrate with her!

I want to fuck Kaya Scodelario today.

In-Law Desire Redux

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Had to get-together with my wife's family last night for some reason. Had a crappy time most of it, except that one of my wife's little sisters was there. If you recall one of my bday fantasies last year, you'll remember how I feel about the two of them. Now the older one's 20, and even more slutty! I have quite a few pics of her, but none are as hot as this one I used last May, when she was still 19.

I want to fuck my sister-in-law Brianna again today.

Continues To Be Bait

You know, I've been trying to stop obsessing over celeb bait. And just when I think I'm doing a pretty good job of it, I come across pics of someone like her. Nevermind "like" her. Her! I want her! And, of course, I'm going to pretend she's 18 already.

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz again today.

MmmmmmmEmily

I wasn't too convinced of this young hottie's hotness last year when she turned 18, but I still gave her a go. I'm sure it's because she sometimes looks way too much like her creepy brother. Anyway. She turns 19 today, so I'm giving her another shot again, so to speak.

I want to fuck Emily Osment again today.

Bountiful Mouthful Brittany Marie Returns Again Again

Why am I obsessing over this fucking slut this week? Is it because she's so fucking hot and has been for too fucking long? Yeah, that must be fucking it.

I want to fuck Brittany Marie Guzik again today.

Tuesday's Youngun

Just found this friggin' hot thing while webbrowsing today. Not too shabby! Is she hot? Fuck yeah. Is she underage? I don't know, and I'm not gonna try to find out because I don't care!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Bountiful Mouthful Brittany Marie Returns Again

I just can't get this friggin' slut out of my head this month for some reason. Not that I'm complaining. I have to confess that I've lusted for her far earlier than it was legal to. How long as she been a model? Five, six, seven years? How old is this pic? And she's only 20 now, so how young was she when she first turned me, and thousands of other guys, on? Who cares?

I want to fuck Brittany Marie Guzik again today.

Juicy Jewess II Returns Again

I already posted this hot young Israeli twice, but got to looking at her again and more closely today because she turns 22 today. Let's have some fun!

I want to fuck Esti Ginzburg again today.

Awesome Anna

Love me some tennis hotties! This awesome Russian turns 24 today. Serve her up!

I want to fuck Anna Chakvetadze today.

Bountiful Mouthful Brittany Marie Returns

I actually dreamt about this friggin' hot thing last night. Pretty freakin' hot too. Had to wake my wife for a midnight quickie. But I'd still like a roll with her too.

I want to fuck Brittany Marie Guzik again today.

Natalie XIV

I've been thinking about my little fave now and then recently, esp since she won the Oscar for Best Actress. Didn't see the flick, but love looking at her! Esp fake nudes. I know it's really cheesy, but I really love fake nudes, esp when they're really really good. Found this one the other day. And, since I'm sticking to my no-nudity rule, I cropped it a bit. Sorry guys!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Fabulous Frederica

This one is going to stun my regular readers. This awesome Italian model/dancer/TV hostess actually turns 37 today. And I want her! Now, not when she was 18. Well, I'm sure I'd take her at 18 too, but today would be great as well!

I want to fuck Frederica Ridolfi today.

Beautiful Beach Babe III

Just some web browsing today. Found one of those sites for guys and girls to post embarrassing pix of their exes. Found several of this buxom lolita. Site says she's over 18, so I'm going with it.

I want to fuck this girl today.