Halloween Temptation

Who hasn't lusted over teen models all over the web these past ten years? This one is always a turn-on, and I just found some homemade Halloween ones of her. Not bad at all. I'm going to assume she's 18 years old.

I want to fuck Lacey today.

Nectarous Nastia II

Posted this hot thing with the endless legs back on Jan 20. I love looking at her face, but this pic is just too hot, even without it. Today is her 21st bday. Let's partay!

I want to fuck Nasita Liukin again today.

Impossible Barely Bait Duo

Today is the 17th birthday of this amazingly hot young thing. She's in some cable drama I've never seen, and I've never heard of her until today. The amazing thing is her mother is Olivia Hussey, who starred in the 1968 movie version of "Romeo and Juliet," with a nude scene when she was only 15! I've always had the hots for that classic bait!


My wish today calls for some time travel. I want them both at the same age, which is legal in my state and 37 others.

I want to fuck Olivia Hussey when she was 17 and her daughter India Eisley together today.

Sultry Sandra IV

I love that Sandra is legal now, and no one can get on my case about her. Even though her bait pix are really hot, her new ones are just as great. And since no one seems to be sure of her real last name, I'll just say the following.

I want to fuck Sandra again today.

Real Bait Incest II

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My brother Steve is flipping out, realizing he's raising a young slut. My post from 6/23 explained how his then-13-year-old daughter was sending out nude pix of herself to who-knows-who. (She's turned 14 since then.) Now he found more on her laptop, and he's even found some posted on some jailbait sites! (Why is he looking there?) Now, he's not sure how to put a stop to it. I couldn't tell him I half-hope he can't! Not sure why he keeps sending them to me, though I think it's for some sympathy and advice.

I already included Brittany in my birthday fantasies, and in another fantasy after he showed me her pix the first time back in June. All I can say is something I can't say to him. (And I'm saying this imagining she's 18 years old!)

I want to fuck my niece Brittany again today.

Scrumptious, Savory and Succulent Sasha the Fifth

Five times for this hot little dish. Today's her 26th bday, and I couldn't pass up another look at her. Fucking awesome!

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.

Natalie XI

Fucking again? Yes, fucking again. No explanation needed.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Awesome Ariel

Now this is barely legal! I would swear this one is no older than 14, but the site says she's legal, so I choose to believe it!

I want to fuck Ariel today.

Far Out Felicity

It's pornstar week here at WhoIWantToFuckToday! I've been seeing this well-endowed hot one for a long time too. I think this is one of her very early, barely legal ones.

I want to fuck Felicity Fey today.

Tap Tawnee

I've seen this hot little thing online for a few years now. No idea how old she is now, or how old some of these pix are, but I don't care!

I want to fuck Tawnee Stone today.

Sandy the Slut

Feel like a pornstar today. Found this hottie easy on the eyes.

I want to fuck Sandy today.

Hayden V

Yes, another rerun. Saw a display of her in Nordstrom's the other day. Not sure what for, but I had pleasant thoughts the rest of the day.

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

Kooky Katie

All right. We all know this girl's a little nuts, and her fucked up husband went off the deep end a long time ago. But she's still pretty damn hot! I saw this cover in the supermarket yesterday, and almost bought it only for the cover!

I want to fuck Katie Holmes today.

Va-Va-Vonn

Well, it's a good thing I fucked Frieda yesterday, a day before her birthday, because today is someone else's bday too, and I wouldn't've wanted to choose. A skier this time. This US Olympian from Minnesota turns 26 today. Let's swoosh together!

I want to fuck Lindsey Vonn today.

A Day Early

I just can't wait. I fell for this hot dark thing pretty hard when I saw her in Slumdog Millionaire a couple of years ago. Tomorrow is her 26th birthday, but I want to celebrate now.

I want to fuck Freida Pinto today.

The Real Thing

My post on Thursday got me thinking. It'd be great fucking a celeb lookalike, but even better fucking the real thing! Right? So.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens again today.

Elena Elixer

Another tennis hottie. This one is an awesome Russian who turns 29 today. Game, set, match me!

I want to fuck Elena Dementieva today.

Beachy Hottie

I was going through all the recent pix on my digital, when I saw ones of this hot thing I completely forgot about. I had to take a few shots of this girl, because she looked so much like Vanessa Hudgens, even though I know she wasn't. A little too chunky too, but I liked it!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Sweet Summer

Another Olympic swimmer today. This one actually turns 30-fucking-8 years old today! I think she still has it, but she was clearly hotter back in the day.

I want to fuck Summer Sanders when she was 18 today.

Ooh La La!

I was too focused on bait the other day, that I missed a bday. This hot little frenchie is an Olympic swimmer, and she turned 24 three days ago. Pretty freakin nice! And I recently saw a buncha amateur nudes online that are supposed to be her, but no one seems to be sure. But, anyway.

I want to fuck Laure Manaudou today.

Wonderful Wie II

I know I posted this hot tall sip of asia back on July 19, but I got to thinking of her again cuz she turns 21 today. Let's have some fun.

I want to fuck Michelle Wie again today.

Gabby Goodie

Am I supposed to know this chick? I wish I did. She's an Australian pop singer, and I'm sure her songs suck, but I do enjoy looking at her! Her 19th bday is today. Yum.

I want to fuck Gabriella Cilmi today.

Barely Bait VII

It seems to be bait week here at whoiwanttofuck! I've seen this one in fucking nothing, but she turns 16 today, and I want to party (in two years!)

I want to fuck Jodelle Ferland when she turns 18 today.

Real Real Bait

I'm breaking my cardinal rule today, just like I did on my bday. And it's for the same chick. You might have noticed that everyone I choose to wanttofuck is 18 or over. I have occasionally listed 16 year olds as "Real Bait" and 17 year olds as "Barely Bait," who are both legal in my state. But I always say that I'll fuck them when they turn 18 to make it 50-state legal. I've also been listing "Jailbait Alerts" of cute young things, between 12 and 15, who will most likely be very fuckable in the years ahead. Some I admit are fuckable right now, but I never say it on this page. Except on my bday. And except today. This hot little fucking thing turns only 13 today. I've wanted her for many months, probably more than 12, which makes it really sick, I know!

But there's something about her which makes this an obsessive infatuation. She's just too fucking hot for her age, and too fucking sexy. That fact that she seems really loose makes it even worse, or better! In any case, I'll just give in and say it.

I want to fuck Bella Thorne today!

Thursday's Asian

I have no idea what this chick does, but I do have a name. I just happened to see her while browsing through some hot asian chicks. This one's Japanese, and I have no idea how old she is, but I'm gonna assume she's old enough.

I want to fuck Miho Yoshioka today.

Dominating Dominique

I remember when this hot little gymnast was a serious piece of jaibait. I just found out she turned 29 this past Thursday, and is married and a mom. She's still pretty hot, but I still like her younger, like in this pic from over 10 years ago.

I want to fuck Dominique Moceanu when she was 18 today.

Sexy Sikh

I first had the hots for this dark little thing way back when she was playing bait in "Bend it Like Beckham," even though she was 25 already. Today is actually her thirty-fucking-sixth birthday, and she still looks incredibly awesome. Thankfully, she's on my allowed-to-fuck list with my fiancée's permission. (Like that'll ever happen!)

I want to fuck Parminder Nagra today.

Still Barely Bait

This chick's proving herself to be a real slutty thing. Still underage, but I fucking want her. But, I'll keep this 50-state legal.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus again when she turns 18.

Poolside Teen

I've been hanging out at my complex's pool for much of this fall, checking out as much eye candy until it gets cold. There's a lot of college girls here, who are great for the eyes! I snapped this one very quick. Not too bad. Probably 19 or 20, I'd guess.

I want to fuck this girl today.

Grin and Do It

What can I say about this girl? I fucking hate her. Useless, no-talent piece of shit. But I want her so fucking bad. I can’t deny it. Hate her fucking music and I think she should’ve been shot on SNL. So why am I thinking about her? Today is her 26th birthday, and after a look at some of her pics, especially fake-nudes, all I want to do is to nail her. I can deal with that.

I want to fuck Ashlee Simpson today.

La-La-Larson

Who is this girl? I don't fucking know. I do know she's cute, and she turns 21 today.

I want to fuck Brie Larson today.