Real Bait IX

Another teen starlet slut who I haven't seen in a fucking thing has a birthday today. This little thing could really give Selena Gomez a run for her money. But she turns only 16 today, legal in my state, but not all. So:

I want to fuck Alexa Melo when she turns 18 today.

Tuesday's Asian

Was in fucking Walmart again on Saturday, and I swear I saw the same little slut I saw back on June 6. This is what I said then: "Was stuck in fucking Walmart yesterday, and saw this ridiculously sexy young Chinese girl with her family. (I know Chinese when I hear it.) I say "ridiculously" because she was no more than 13 years old. Very skinny, very little, wearing almost nothing. Tight, tight sleeveless top, and very mini-mini-skirt. Cute budding breasts, long dark hair, and round tight ass. Every head in the place turned toward her jailbait body." Only this time she was wearing an insanely small pair of DaisyDukes, and an even smaller tank top. Take me to jail, cuz I want her! Went home to fap to some online asians and found this hottie, who might look like my girl when she's a little older. I'll take her too.

I want to fuck Annie Yi today.

Fine Finn

I shoulda stopped looking at hot tennis stars this week and looked more at hot figure skaters. This little Finn had her 22nd birthday on Sunday, and I missed it. Oh well, it's never to late for a lusting!

I want to fuck Kiira Korpi today.

Oooh Olga

It's raining hot tennis chicks this week! This sexy little Russkie turns 23 today. Not too shabby!

I want to fuck Olga Poutchkova today.

Game, Set, Match Replay

This girl was one of the very first I posted on this site. And I am rarely turned on by her. Large asses don't usually get me going, which explains why I never posted her twice. But, today's her 29th birthday, and I've been focusing on some of her hotter pix this morning. The result?

I want to fuck Serena Williams again today.

Another Beach Cutie

Found this pic on a friend's facebook site. It's his little sister, only 19 years old. Fuckin' sweet!

I want to fuck Jamie X today.

Sweet Memory

I just caught the old video for the song "Stacy's Mom." Even though Rachel Hunter is pretty hot, I remember thinking to myself back then, "I'd rather have Stacy!" She was really hot in that video, and only 14! Some damn hot bait! But that means she's 21 now. I'm going to assume she is just as hot and only a little older, even though I can't find any new pix of her.

I want to fuck Gianna Distenca today.

Sweet Sabine

Tennis chicks! Love em! This little kraut turned 21 yesterday, but I was too busy with Billie Piper to notice. Well, it's never too late!

I want to fuck Sabine Lisicki today.

Luscious Rose III

I know I just posted this hottie a several days ago, but I just heard it's her birthday today, her 28th. I think I could really fall in love with this girl. She's awesome hot, and she has some real cuteness to her. She almost seems sweet, though that could be just the way she performs, and she could be a real bitch. Who knows? All I know is one thing.

I want to fuck Billie Piper again today.

Smooth Serratos

Another young slut I've seen in fucking nothing. She's been in some Nickelodeon shit and that Twilight crap, but she looks awesome. And it's her bday today. She turns 20. Let's party!

I want to fuck Christian Serratos today.

Another Dream of the Past & Bait Alert

I remember when I wanted to fuck this girl every minute of every day. What the fuck happened to her? All I know is:

I want to fuck Britney Spears when she was 18 again today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Pornstar Morning

Did a lot of pornsite browsing today. Found this delicious thing taking it all off. No sex though. That's alright. I can imagine me there.

I want to fuck Alisa today.

Saturday's Asian

Just a little hot-chick-web-browsing today. Found this delicious Vietnamese model.

I want to fuck Elly Tran Ha today.

Beautiful Beach Babe II

Was out with some friends to a beach bbq last weekend, and this chick saw me with my camera. And she had no prob with me taking her pic, even smiled! No idea who she is. Wish I coulda asked her home.

I want to fuck this girl today.

Kookin' Kyla

A bout of jungle fever again today. (I know, not very pc.) I've watched this hot thing grow up in some pretty crappy UPN sitcoms. But it was worth it. Today she turns 24. Hard to believe.

I want to fuck Kyla Pratt today.

No-Longer-Bait VI, Another Peek

A buddy sent me a link to the new vid, "A Year Without Rain," with this hot little thing. I know I spent over two weeks lusting for her when she turned 18, but she's damn hot in this thing. Had a helluva time choosing which screenshot to save. This is just one. You have to see it even if you turn the sound off. (I did. I hate that crap.)

I want to fuck Selena Gomez again today.

Natalie-Mila the Tenth-Eighth

Combo desire today of two old favorites! Caught a trailer for the new pic Black Swan with these two adorable things. An odd little movie, but includes lesbo sex with my two favorite former jailbaits! Pretty violent too, from what I hear. And I know there are MILLIONS of guys (and girls) who have said and will say the same thing for months.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis together today.

Tempting Taryne

Love them athletes! Some healthy meat-on-the-bones, and they never get tired! This one's a pro softball player who turned 24 yesterday. (She looks a little like Britney, back when she was hot.)

I want to fuck Taryne Mowatt today.

Emmmmmmmmmy

I've been in love with this cute hot one for a long, long time. My fiancée knows too, and she knows that she's on my Allowable Ten List, one of ten celebrities I'm allowed to fuck if I ever meet her, (and convince her to!). I'm really surprised I haven't posted her before, but it's never too late. Especially since today is her 24th birthday.

I want to fuck Emmy Rossum today.

Saturday's Asian Rerun

Love me some asian pussy. I posted this hot Thai/Khmer model/actress back on Jan 16. Today is actually her 31st birthday. Damn sexy!

I want to fuck Sunisa Kim again today.

Another Tempting Teen

My pain-in-the-ass single friend in So Cal keeps sending me pix of the hot sluts he keeps hooking up with. Lucky fucker. This is his latest prey, an 18-year old high school senior, who sent him this pic of herself, and others, after the dirty deed. Share the wealth, man!

I want to fuck Jillian X today.

Sweet Steph

Fiancée has hot friends. Went to beach with some. Took some pix. I stole pix. I fapped to 19-year old. Still want more.

I want to fuck Stephanie X today.

Wednesday's Almost Nude

Still turned on by this girl from last Thursday.

I want to fuck Milena again today.

Woodie for Wood

I've always been on the fence with this chick. Sometimes she's hot, sometimes she's not, and I'm convinced she's WAY overrated as an actor. But while checking out some pix of her today, (she turns 23 today), I'm sure she's hot. This is really her!

I want to fuck Evan Rachel Wood today.

Sweet Seema

I happen to love Indian girls too. I've known this one for a few years and have been sweating over her since she was 14. I forgot that she turned 18 two months ago, so now I can have her!

I want to fuck Seema X today.

Luscious Rose II

Caught and old episode of Doctor Who the other day. Almost forgot about this hot one, even though I've posted her once before.

I want to fuck Billie Piper again today.

Smokin' Sarah

Another awesome athlete. This Canadian freestyle skier turned 28 yesterday. I'd love to swoosh with her!

I want to fuck Sarah Burke today.

Jumpin' Jennie

Another hot girl-athlete with some meat on her bones. This one's a softball pitcher who turns 30 today, and is still smokin'. Too bad she's married.

I want to fuck Jennie Finch today.

Thursday's Almost Nude

Just a little healthy pornsite surfing today. Found this one just barely 18. Niiiice!!!

I want to fuck Milena today.

Awesome Alia

I mentioned this cutie last Friday, cuz I always get her mixed up with Alexa Vega. Well, not always. Like today.

I want to fuck Alia Shawkat today.