Mmmmmmmmmmemory Again

Damn, I actually remember when this girl could get me hot. Not anymore, at all! Especially now, when she turns 45 today. But I can easily say this.

I want to fuck Brooke Shields when she was 18 today.

Real Bait IV

This impossibly sexy Japanese model turns only 16 today! Legal in 31 states, including mine, but I'll say the usual.

I want to fuck Aira Mihana when she turns 18 today.

Teen Temptation

I had a real crush on this one a few years ago. Couldn't wait for her to turn legal and drop everything. And she did!

I want to fuck Brittany Marie Guzik again today.

Cute Carey II

I already posted this cutie back on Jan 29, but I was reminded of her again cuz today's her 25th birthday. Can this girl ever stop being impossibly cute? I hope not!

I want to fuck Carey Mulligan today.

Another Kreaming Kelly

This hot celeb actress/model I've seen in absolutely nothing. But she's hot, and she turns 34 years young four days ago.

I want to fuck Kelly Monaco today.

Jumpin Julianna

I'm glad I got that stuff out of my system for the last five days. Now back to my regularly scheduled horniness.

This hot one had me running some wild jailbait fantasies in my head a while back, something about that stupid pink wig. But she's been legal for a year now. She turns 19 today.

I want to fuck Julianna Rose Mauriello today.

Birthday Treat V: The Gangs All Here

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat IV: Illegal and Illicit Incest

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat III: Really Close Kinfolk

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat II: In-Law Desire

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Birthday Treat I: Triple Taboo

Today's my birthday. Yippee! Yahoo! (Sarcasm!) I turn 32 today, and my craving for hot women, girls and jailbait shows no sign of stopping. In fact, it's getting worse, especially with the bait! Since my bday is on a Fri, I'm making the next few days my bday-four-day-weekend. And I've decided to celebrate on this blog by making bday wishes that I normally wouldn't or shouldn't make.

Preface: This is a FANTASY post. I have no intention or desire to put the following into action ever!

Kreaming Kelly II

This sweet chick is so hot. My friend's little 19-year-old sis. I already posted her May 1, and this is another pic I found of her. I'm torn between convincing him to fuck her with me for a hot incest threesome, or just have her all to myself. I guess I'd take it either way.

I want to fuck Kelly X again today.

Jump Into Jordan

I've heard this chick's music for a few seconds now and then, and I can't stand that crap. But she's pretty hot, and she turns 19 today. So, I think she can sing all she wants, in bed!

I want to fuck Jordan Pruitt today.

Barely Legal Barely Incest

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 4/2/2011]]

Now I know I'm crossing the line. This girl is MY cousin. Well, not really. She is my third-cousin-once-removed. That means my great-great-grandfather is her great-great-great-grandfather. Yeah, I know it's odd that we're so distantly related and still actually know each other, but it's true. And that makes it plenty legal, and there are very diluted genes between us. Still, I have no sisters, and incest porn has always turned me on. She's a junior at Cornell if you want to try to find her and fuck her before me!

I want to fuck my cousin Jenny X today!

Hot Pair

OK. Some of you are going to think this is really sick. My desire today involves two perversions: Ephebophilia and Incest. (Look it up.) I've certainly looked at this young one's hot pix over the last few years. She went by the name Teen Model Dawn. (14 year olds should NOT be allowed to have breasts that big!) She's now 18, or maybe 19 or 20. It's hard to find out. And she models under the name Carmen Maria. Her mom does nudes and soft-porn, and even though she's 38 and not very attractive, I think that's fucking hot. I've always wondered how it would be with a mom and her daughter. I'd love to try it with these two, but mostly with the younger one, of course.

I want to fuck daughter Carmen Maria AND mother Cheryl Lynne together today.

Tennis Classic

This one is probably the oldest one yet. She actually turns 40 today. I was a big fan of hers back in the day, even though she seems like a real big girl. I'm gonna cheat a little here. Since I had the hots for her years ago, I'm gonna go back in time.

I want to fuck Gabriel Sabatini when she was 18 today.

Awesome Amber Again & Bait Alert

I really love this girl. She just keeps getting cuter and cuter every year. Yesterday was her 27th birthday, but she still looks 15.

I want to fuck Amber Tamblyn again today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Barely Bait IV

This is the week for hot barely not-legals! Today is this cute one's 17th birthday too. First noticed her in School of Rock and predicted her future hotness then. She's not breathtaking, but I'd certainly do her. But I'll wait a year.

I want to fuck Miranda Cosgrove when she turns 18 today.

Barely Bait III

I fucking love this girl. Another Disney slut who I've haven't seen in a freakin thing, but man is she hot. She turns 17 today, legal in 38 states, including mine! So I could legally do her. But, in order to keep this 50-state legal:

I want to fuck Debby Ryan when she turns 18 today.

Rockin Russian

How come there are so many hot Russkies? This one was a delectable gymnast rolling on the floor a few years ago, and now she's actually in Russian politics. Today is her 26th birthday.

I want to fuck Alina Kabayeva today.

Jolting Junior

Another slutty young friend of my fiancée. Only 20, and probably fucking hundreds of guys in her college in West Virginia.

I want to fuck Brittany X today.

Awesome Anna

Happened to see a bit on this girl in a trash mag this weekend, and that did it. Freakin love this girl. This pic looks a little old. She looks a little younger here than she is now, but it's really hot anyway. Or maybe even because!

I want to fuck Anna Paquin again today.

Great Find and Bait Alert

I have no idea who this chick is. Just found her on a site full of candids and I want her.

I want to fuck this girl today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

MmmmMelanie

Man, my fiancée has some too hot friends. She found this one of her friend on her facebook page. She had taken it back in college a few years ago, but she's still this hot now.

I want to fuck Melanie X today.

Krackling Kristin

I used to be so hot for this hot thing when Smallville first came out. Then my fascination just sort of faded. But it's back now! Was just doing some browsing and came across some dripping hot pix.

I want to fuck Kristin Kreuk today.

Love All

Can't get enough of hot tennis stars. This hot one from Slovakia turns 21 today. Let's celebrate!

I want to fuck Dominika Cibulková today.

Sweet Young Latina

Another little sis of a friend-of-mine. Well, he's not really a friend, just some dude I know a little bit. So I wouldn't have to feel guilty doing his sister. This is from her myspace page, which I found linked through his. Unblocked pix are best! And she's legal, only 18 for only three months!

I want to fuck Minerva X today.

Lickable Latin & Bait Alert

Just some webporn browsing today, and got real hot for this one.

I want to fuck Karla Spice again today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Hot Hayden

I love bikinis, and I love hot celebs. Here's both!

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

Awesome Ashley

Another tennis hottie and another birthday. This one turns 25 today, and I don't have to settle for fake nudes of her, thanks to her spread in Playboy.

I want to fuck Ashley Harkleroad today.

Kreaming Kelly

I was on my friend's laptop the other day, and found this pic of his little sister. Fucking amazing. And yes, she's legal. She's 19 now, and this was taken last summer, so I'm going with it.

I want to fuck Kelly X today.