MmmmmmmmMila

I just can't help it.

I want to fuck Mila Kunis again today.

Drippin' Drew

Cleaning out some old trash from my parents' house, I found some old People magazines. Some had some articles about this chick back when she was a real train wreck. She was really hot too, even around 15 or 16. Got me hot for her too.

I want to fuck Drew Barrymore when she was 18 today.

Poppin Penélope

Yes, it's amazing! I am actually attracted to girls over 30 too! Especially when they look like this one, who actually turns 36 today!

I want to fuck Penélope Cruz today.

Another Slutty Sophomore

My friend who lives in So Cal, and claims to fuck around all the time, sent me another pic of another of his prey. I already posted about this guy back on Feb 9. He says he met her in a club, where he got this pic, and simply took her home and fucked her all night. Not sure whether I believe him or not, but I'd sure give it a try.

I want to fuck Danielle X today.

J-J-Jeannie

Temptation is all around. My fiancée has hot friends and hot relatives, and my friends have hot girlfriends and hot relatives. Like this one, the little sister of a buddy of mine, nineteen and definitely NOT a virgin, according to his complaints. This was stolen from his facebook.

I want to fuck Jeannie X today.

Sweet Sara

I have no idea who this hot actress-singer is, but she turns 22 today, and she's incredible!

I want to fuck Sara Paxton today.

Never Too Late and Bait Alert

I couldn't let this one go. This is the other tennis hottie who had a birthday yesterday, her 21st.

I want to fuck Nicole Vaidišová today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Pick of the Pair

Two hot young tennis chicks have a birthday today. So many girls, so little time. Interestingly enough, I was more turned on by the older one, who turns 26 today. Imagine that!

I want to fuck Daniela Hantuchova today.

Another Little Surfer

This hot pro surfer turns 22 today. Cowabunga!

I want to fuck Karina Petroni today.

MmmmmmMadison

Why does my fiancée tempt me with her hot friends? Some of them hung out with us at our complex's pool this weekend. This is one of them, 20 years old and ready for love! I'll save the ones on her left and right for later.

I want to fuck Madison X today.

Kreamy Kerr

Celeb birthdays catch my eye only when the chick is hot. If you've seen any past entries, you'll know I really like this one. She actually turns 27 today. She still looks like a little teenager! No problem here!

I want to fuck Miranda Kerr again today.

Love All

Why are tennis chicks so fucking hot? Ugly girls aren't allowed to be good at it? But who am I to complain? I just found out this hot Russian one turns 23 today. Still smokin.

I want to fuck Maria Sharapova today.

Lovely Lynsey One More Time

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Just found some more pix of my fiancée's adorable 18-year old cousin. What a sweetie!

I want to fuck Lynsey again today.

Hot Hermione III

What can I say? I'm still hot for her from Thursday.

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

Lovely Lorraine

Tread carefully around this one, the youngest daughter of Jack Nicholson. Hot and dangerous, and she turns 20 today.

I want to fuck Lorraine Nicholson today.

Hot Hermione Rerun

Ahhh Emma!! She's 20 today, but I've been hot for her for far too many years to be legal! (I'm quite sure I'm not the only one!) This pic is an obvious fake. I've been collecting fake nudes of her for several years, and I love em. And this one is pretty hot.

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

Neighbor Viewing & Bait Alert

Who doesn't love spring? All the girls come out, and all the clothes come off! Well, most of them, anyway. I saw this bunch hanging around in my development, and carefully got a few hot shots of this one. I know she looks a little young, and she is. After a little detective work, I found out she's still in high school, but 18 years old.

I want to fuck Laurie X today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Dreams of the Past

Just stumbled on some old pix of her online today. I can't even count how often I fantasized about her back in the day. What the fuck happened to her? Who knows. All I know is:

I want to fuck Britney Spears when she was 18 again today.

Real Bait III

I saw this striking young thing in the movie "Atonement" a few years ago, when she played an obnoxious little brat. She's aging very well, and is legal now in 31 states because she turns 16 years old today. I'd like to give her a try now, but I'll wait until she's fully legal.

I want to fuck Saorise Ronan when she turns 18 today.

Real Bait II

I've seen this pretty little thing in a few British movies. She turns 16 today, legal in 31 states, including mine. But I'll wait two more years.

I want to fuck Dakota Blue Richards when she turns 18 today.

Sweet Little Sister

Fair's fair. I wanted to fuck this girl's hot older sister on her birthday on March 25. Now it's AJ's turn. This hot little thing turns only 19 today.

I want to fuck Amanda Joy Michalka today.

Kreaming Kristen & Bait Alert

What do I know about this chick? Not much. Except that she was in those bullshit vampire movies, she's been accused of bisexualism, and looks and sounds like an obnoxious bitch. But she is pretty cute, it's her 20th birthday today, and there're a lot of hot pix of her around today.

I want to fuck Kristen Stewart today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Sweet Sorana

Another birthday of another hot young tennis babe. This sexy little Romanian turned 20 yesterday.

I want to fuck Sorana Cîrstea today.

Wednesday's Asain

Just a little browsing for some Thai delicacies.

I want to fuck Lucy Sun today.

Dreamable Mila

I actually dreamt about this girl last night. I think it's because I fell asleep with the TV on with Family Guy on. She does the daughter's voice, of course. I guess that was enough to get my subconscious going! She's just so hot.

I want to fuck Mila Kunis again today.

Lovely Lynsey Again

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Like I said last week, I had to go with my fiancée to visit her family this past weekend. Boring as hell, except for this little sweetie, my fiancée's 18 year old cousin. Boy, I wish we had been alone for five minutes! But that was not to be.

I want to fuck Lynsey again today.

Young MILF Rerun

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MmmmmMichelle

I just saw this fuckable thing in a gossip rag this morning, and can't believe I forgot all about her. I guess she hasn't been in anything lately. But I remember having the serious eye for her when she was bait, only 15, playing Buffy's little sister. Then later had plenty of enjoyment with fake nudes of her online. I love those! And she's still freakin hot at 24 years old.

I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg today.

Little Surfer

I love beach babes. This hot one is a professional surfer, and she turns 27 today.

I want to fuck Missy Gibson today.

Lovely Lynsey

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We're going to visit my fiancée's family this Sunday for the holiday. Normally, I wouldn't be looking forward to it, but this cute, skinny, little thing will be there, my fiancée's 18-year old cousin. Just a freshman in college, and probably still a virgin! I'd love to take care of that myself, but of course that'll never happen.

I want to fuck Lynsey today.