23 Love

I have to remind myself once in a while that there ARE other hot tennis stars besides Anna. Like this one here. A bouncy young Serbian, who turns 23 today. Nice!

I want to fuck Vojislava Lukic today.

NumNum Norah

I bet you all thought I never want to fuck anyone older than 29. Wrong!!! This one turns 31 today, and I've wanted her since I saw her in clubs back in the late 1990's. She's still so fucking cute.

I want to fuck Norah Jones today.

Portman the Fifth

It's kinda funny I haven't thought of this one in several weeks. But today I read something about the new Thor movie with this girl in it, and that did it for me. So enough of all the others. Back to an old reliable.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Kute Keira II

Friday was this hot thing's 25th birthday, but I was too busy celebrating the legality of former bait first. Now I can focus on this sweet sexy thing I've been hot for for years.

I want to fuck Keira Knightley again today.

Saturday's Asian

Celeb birthdays are pretty fun to notice, especially when it's a hot chick! Like this one. Only 22 years old today, another Disney slut I've never seen in anything.

I want to fuck Brenda Song today.

No Longer Bait V

BAIT IS LEGAL!!! I haven't seen this cute young thing in very much, except for a recurring part in Without a Trace. But she turns 18 today, so I can have her!

I want to fuck Haley Ramm today.

Alluring Aly

Another Disney/Nickelodeon slut with manufactured stardom. I've seen this one in fucking nothing, but today's her 21st birthday, so I took a closer look.

I want to fuck Alyson Renae Michalka today.

Mmmmm Maori

First noticed this chick's cuteness in the movie Whale Rider when she was only 11. Then saw her grow into a horny young thing, fucking and getting knocked up at 16. Pretty cool. She isn't what I'd call classically pretty, but being half-Maori, she's got a little of that exotic sexiness. And today is her 20th birthday.

I want to fuck Keisha Castle-Hughes today.

Tuesday's Asian

Went to a small party the other night with some of my fiancée's boring friends. There was one chick there that kept my interest- a cute girl from South Korea, 23 years old, but skinny as a rail. No tits, no curves, nothing. She had the body of an 11-year old. But from her conversation, it was clear that she fucked a lot! I don't know if my fiancée noticed my all-night hard-on, but I couldn't help it. I wasn't able to get a pic, but I saw this pic of this 22-year-old Korean model on line this morning, who looks exactly like her, except this one has bigger tits! But it helps me imagine what that other girl looks like naked.

I want to fuck Hyoni Kang today.

Pole Climbing Rerun

I haven't really thought of this hot thing since last November. But today is her 21st birthday, I'd love to help her celebrate!

I want to fuck Allison Stokke again today.

Bountiful Mouthful Brittany Marie

It's Teen Model Week here at WhoIWantToFuckToday! This one had me breathless for years. Hot little fucking slut! (I don't know if she did or not, but it's easy to imagine!) What's great is that practically the instant she turned 18, she tore off all her clothes for us all! Seems like she's been wanting to do that for years. No problem with me! Now there are naked pix of her fucking everywhere! Awesome!!!

I want to fuck Brittany Marie Guzik today.

Lovely Lover Rerun

Today is the 37th birthday of this formerly fucking sexy lolita. She's OK now. I'm sure some guys would want to fuck her, but not really me.

I want to fuck Jane March again when she was 18 today.

Sexy Cindy

After drooling over Teen Model Sandra the other day, I remembered a bunch of other extremely tempting bait over the past several years, including this one. I remember when she was on Oprah back when she was 11 or 12, and her moron parents found it inconceivable that grown men were fapping to pix of their little girl. Pretty stupid fuckers, but the world got lotsa hot bait pix for years. Now, she didn't age all that well, lost a lot of her cuteness, but she's still pretty doable. And I know she turned 18 sometime in 2009. This pic is from shortly after that. So:

I want to fuck Cindy today.

Luscious Lily and Bait Alert

Even the funniest looking rockers have the hottest little girls. This smokin thing is Phil Collins daughter, turning 21 today.

I want to fuck Lily Collins today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Sultry Sandra

Who hasn't seen this hot young one and her near-illegal pix all over the internet these past several years? (Not me!) I can't believe this Teen Model became legal last November 14, and I didn't even notice! I believe this pic is fairly recent, so she's probably not still underage here. Just in case, I'll just say the following now she's 18:

I want to fuck Sandra Orlow today.

Sweet Peaches

Another birthday of the daughter of another fugly rocker. Today is the 21st birthday of this daughter of Bob Geldof. She's not exactly gorgeous, but she definitely has alot of peculiar sexiness about her.

I want to fuck Peaches Geldof today.

Cutie Caitlin

Even though this chick has been in movies and on TV since she was six, I haven't seen her in fucking anything. But today's her 21st birthday, and she's really cute.

I want to fuck Caitlin Wachs today.

Sunday's Asian

Lazy weekend. More hot-chicks-on-the-web. Found this awesome 22 year old and former Oakland Raiders cheerleader.

I want to fuck Irecel Manalo today.

Dark and Hot

Just some more hot-chick-web-browsing.

I want to fuck Karla Spice today.

Lickable Laura

I've seen this girl online for years, nude and non-nude. I think we can assume she's over 18, even though she seems to be a product of the russian internet porn industry.

I want to fuck Laura today.

Yesterday's Hotness

Yesterday was this Austrian tennis player's 34th birthday. Now, she's not exactly hot anymore, but I remember when she was playing back in the late 90's she certainly was! (This pic is from those days.) I would've had her then, but she was probably even hotter even younger.

I want to fuck Barbara Schett when she was 18 today.

No Longer Bait IV

BAIT IS LEGAL!!! This cute little thing turns 18 today. Even though sometimes she looks too much like her creepy older brother, most of the time she's pretty smokin'.

I want to fuck Emily Osment today.

Beach Cutie

I don't know who this hot young thing is. Found her on a webporn site where guys post pix of their gfs nude. This is a "before" shot.

I want to fuck this girl today.

Monday's Near Nude

Just some webporn today. Nothing special.

I want to fuck Kimmie today.

Juicy Jewess Rerun

This hot Israeli and SI swimsuit model turned 20 yesterday. Almost missed it.

I want to fuck Esti Ginzburg today.

Tyler Tot

Another hot daughter of a fugly rocker. This is the younger hotter daughter of Steve Tyler. She turns 21 today.

I want to fuck Chelsea Tallarico today.

Friend-In-Law IV

This is my buddy's 20-year old girlfriend.

I want to fuck Danielle X today.

Cool Rerun

I was watching a few reviews of the Olympics that just ended last week, and I already miss this girl.

I want to fuck Kim Yu-Na again today.

Kiss Me Kim

I love celeb birthdays for some reason. I guess I'd just like to celebrate! I've seen this hot little model around for a while, but never knew who she was. She turns 27 today.

I want to fuck Kim Smith today.

Smoking Stone

Mick's daughter turns 26 today. There'd be some serious incest in that house if I was her dad!

I want to fuck Elizabeth Jagger today.

Poppin' Paraguayan

Olympic fever is still with me. Been checking out hot tight women all over the world, and discovered this smokin' thing has a birthday today. Her 28th. She's a former Olympic javelin tosser. Wish she could toss me!

I want to fuck Leryn Franco today.