Hot Hight

Well- the Games end tonight. Now we have to wait a whole 880 days until London 2012. So I'll just gaze at this snowboarder with the cutest smile as long as I can.

I want to fuck Elena Hight today.

Tasty Tamil

A hot young Indian girl was sitting next to be on the bus yesterday morning, and it was all I could do to not jump her. She reminded me of this hot Indian actress with the stage name Tamanna. Only 20 and cute as hell.

I want to fuck Tamannaah Bhatia today.

Kool Kim

Olympic figure skating is over for another four years. Now I'll have to look around harder to see hot young things like this little 20-year-old Korean kutie and now Gold medalist.

I want to fuck Kim Yu-Na today.

Friend-In-Law III & Bait Alert

Spying on my fiancée's laptop again, I saw more pix of some of her hot friends, including this 22-year-old slut. I met her once- mean and bitchy as hell. But, who cares?

I want to fuck Ellie X today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Yummy Yamila

Reviewing the last several days, I see I've been looking at young ones a lot. The average age of the last ten is 19. Not that I'm criticizing myself. Just want everyone to know that all ages are welcome in my bed. (Well- maybe not ALL!) For instance, this yummy former SI swimsuit model. She's 33. Who'd kick her out of bed? Not me!

I want to fuck Yamila Diaz-Rahi today.

Real Bait

Now I'm stretching the limits of legality here. This freakin hot thing turns 16 today, legal in 31 states, including mine! When she was very young, I always thought she was a homely little thing. But she has grown up really fucking nice. Really fucking sexy too. But only 16, so:

I want to fuck Dakota Fanning when she turns 18 today.

Sweeeet Scout

This one has been really cute for many years, and has appeared in a lot of shit. Today is her 21st birthday.

I want to fuck Scout Taylor-Compton today.

Awesome Ashley

I don't know anything about this girl, other than she was in Twilight, her 23rd birthday was yesterday, and she's FREAKIN HOT!!!

I want to fuck Ashley Greene today.

Hispanic Hottie

I've seen this half-Mexican, half-Puerto Rican chick in a lot of stuff, and today is her 21st birthday.

I want to fuck Kristin Herrera today.

Barely Bait II

I love this hot one! She turns 17 today, legal in 38 states, including mine! So I could legally do her. But, in order to keep this 50-state legal:

I want to fuck Victoria Justice when she turns 18 today.

Juicy Jow

For some reason, I seem to be following celeb bdays a lot lately. Like today. It's this hot thing's 19th birthday today. Another Disney/Nickelodeon slut!

I want to fuck Malese Jow today.

No Longer Bait III

Bait is legal!!! Another Disney slut just turned 18 today. I've seen this hot blonde in absolutely nothing, but I want her now.

I want to fuck Meaghan Jette Martin today.

No Longer Bait II

I love it when Bait becomes legal!!! This hot young little thing turns 18 today. I've seen her on and off in sitcoms and elsewhere, and now I can have her! (Yeah, right!)

I want to fuck Steffani Brass today.

Bountiful Bonnie

Another celebrity birthday I read about today. This hot thing is 21 today. I can't say I've seen her in very much, but she's fucking cute.

I want to fuck Bonnie Dennison today.

Phabulous Phoebe

Just saw clips of Fast Times on cable this morning. That was all it took to get me going over this wonderful memory.

I want to fuck Phoebe Cates when she was 18 today.

Wild Winnie

Cleaning out some old magazines earlier today, I saw this girl's spread in Stuff magazine. That was all it took.

I want to fuck Danica McKellar today.

Alluring Alissa

The Winter Olympics start tonight! And I'm primed for some hot little figure skaters. Unfortunately, we won't be seeing this one, a cute 22 year old who, after being a contender for a year, didn't make the Olympic team. Too bad.

I want to fuck Alissa Czisny today.

Perky Pocahontas

On a list of celebrities' birthdays today, I saw that it's the 20th birthday of this exotic young thing who is a mix of Peruvian, Quechua & Huachipaeri Indian, Swiss and German. Colin Farrell was the lucky son-of-a-bitch who had hot love scenes with her in the movie The New World, when she played Pocahontas at 14 years old! Scenes that were too hot, they had to cut them from the R-rated final version! Love to have been in those shoes, (and pants!).

I want to fuck Q'orianka Kilcher today.

Nineteen-Year Old Nibble

I noticed in some gossip rags this morning that today is this girl's 19th birthday. Now, this one has some hot pix from when she was still bait, and thankfully she's been legal for a year now. Funny thing, I've never had the hots for her aunt, and her dad's kinda funny-looking. Her mom must be pretty hot, in that case.

I want to fuck Emma Roberts today.

Slutty Sophomore

My friends like to taunt me cuz I'm engaged and can't fuck around. One guy I know lives in So Cal and fucks around a lot, including this one he sent me a pic of. He's 30. She's fucking 19 years old, a sophomore at Santa Monica College, and does EVERYTHING in bed, according to him.

I want to fuck Leonela X today.

Double Dipping & Bait Alert

I just found out that today is the 24th birthday of this Israeli model and the 22nd birthday of this Japanese model. I want them both now, together if possible!

I want to fuck Agam Rodberg AND Sasaki Nozomi today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Succulent Sasha & Bait Alert

So sue me.

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.


JAILBAIT ALERT:

Savory Sasha

I can't get her out of my mind.

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.

Scrumptious Sasha

After yesterday's post, how could I ignore another figure skater, this hot young thing. This one just makes me drool. She's 25 years old, and she still looks like a little 12-year old lolita! How does she do that? How hot is that?

I want to fuck Sasha Cohen again today.

Asian on Ice

I see the sports sections are getting prepped for the Winter Olympics next week. All this stuff reminds me of a past champion that turned me on for many years, probably since she was 15 or so. She's not really classically pretty, but she can be hot as hell in certain circumstances, which is most of the time. Even now at 29, she can still get me going.

I want to fuck Michelle Kwan today.

Unreal Uhuru

I've been reading so much about Avatar today, since it's one of the nominees for Best Picture this year. I've also been seeing the character played by this young thing. I don't know if I've ever had the hots for an animated non-human yet, but there's always a first time. Plus, I've already noticed her in last summer's Star Trek, so it's perfectly OK.

I want to fuck Zoe Saldana today.

Va-Va-Vanessa

I saw this girl's pic in a gossip rag this morning, and it grabbed me. I don't know why I've been ignoring this chick, but she's seriously very pretty. Much hotter than I've given her credit for. I think that because the stuff she's been in is pure shit, I've been completely ignoring her. But no more.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens again today.

Monday's Asian

Managed to grab a bus on the way to work this morning, chock full of Chinese girls! What a sight for breakfast. Some looked kinda like this one. I have no idea who she is, but I want her.

I want to fuck this girl today.