Tanned and Taut

Just saw some pix of this girl today, and I want her. It's easy to hate this chick, and easy to want her. And, yes, I saw her illegal nude pix a few years ago, and wanted her then too. But, she's very legal now, so it's safe.

I want to fuck Vanessa Hudgens today.

Lovely Lover

I was flipping around the dial last night, and I saw clips of a movie I haven't seen since it came out in 1992, The Lover. It starred an amazingly hot young thing, legal age at the time, but playing a horny young 15 year old. I don't think she aged very well, but she was really hot in this movie. What a lolita!

I want to fuck Jane March when she was 18 today.

Cute Cute Carey

This girl is simply impossibly cute. I first fell in love with her when I saw her on some BBC shows starting in 2005 when she was 20 and cute as hell. Then later in other Brit shows when she was 21 and 22, and last year she was in the movie “An Education.” Now she'll be in the new “Wall Street 2” with that no-talent asshole LaBeouf.

I want to fuck Carey Mulligan today.

Cold Hottie

Well, winter is back. It's gonna be really cold for the next few days here, which makes it kinda hard to check out the hot girls around town. However, some girls know how to keep looking hot, even bundled head to toe. Like this college girl I saw this morning, and was able to get a pic without her noticing. NICE!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Portman Replay Replay

Again? Yes, again.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Tatyana the Second

I was going to post a hot little chinese girl today, but then I noticed that last Sunday was this girl's birthday- her 31st if you can believe it! She is aging really, really well.

I want to fuck Tatyana Ali again today.

Hot Hermione

I was all set to post another Hayden pic today, after seeing another Heroes ad last night. Then this morning I saw some Burberry ads in one of my fiancée's magazines with pix of this hot one. I can't believe I haven't posted her yet. I've had my eye on her for years, pretty much since she sprouted breasts somewhere around the second or third movie. And now she's been legal for 652 days, even if her costars still look 14.

I want to fuck Emma Watson today.

Awesome Amber

This is the one I was going to post last Tuesday, then switched gears to a now-legal gymnast. But today I'm back with her again. I've been in love with this one for a long, long time. Clearing out some old newspapers last weekend, I found an old ad for the TV movie The Russell Girl. I never saw it, but I think her pose on the movie's poster is very sexy.

I want to fuck Amber Tamblyn today.

Friend-In-Law II

My fiancée went out barhopping with some friends of hers last night. Did I mention she has some hot friends? Of course I did. This is one of them. I don't know where it's from. I think she tried to model a little, and my fiancée has some of her pix. Sweet!

I want to fuck Tori X today.

One More Time

I guess I've been really hooked on gymnasts this week. All thanks to a cutie who's now 18. I love it when bait becomes legal!

I want to fuck Shawn Johnson again today.

Alluring Alicia

Drowning in gymnasts this week. Who can forget this one? She was the "older" one during the Games in China a year and a half ago, 20 years old, but just as hot, if not more so, than the others. Still hot today.

I want to fuck Alicia Sacramone today.

Nectarous Nastia

Checking out all the pix I could yesterday of Shawn Johnson, I also saw plenty of other hot pix of hot gymnasts. Including this delicious 20-year-old. Man, do those legs ever end?

I want to fuck Nastia Liukin today.

No Longer Bait

I was going to post someone else today, someone I would really like to fuck, when I realized: SHAWN JOHNSON IS 18 TODAY!!! I can switch gears pretty fast, so I can easily say the following:

I want to fuck Shawn Johnson today.

Barely Bait Rerun

I don't know why I'm stuck on this chick, but I am. I was dragged into fucking Walmart again today, and had to force myself from staring at all the hot pix of this hot young thing in that store, including this one. And I know she's still underage, but I could legally have sex with her in my state and many others. But I want to keep this 50-state legal so:

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 again today.

Friend-In-Law

Did I mention that my fiancée has some really hot friends? She knows I have the hots for some of them, and have even joked of expanding our sexlife into threesomes. She says I can fuck her girlfriends, if they'd let me, and if I let her fuck some of MY friends. She's already pointed out one or two she'd go for if she was single. And, I know it's a double-standard, but imagining one of them fucking her really grosses me out. So, if I can get over it, assuming she's not kidding, and let her fuck my friends, I'll just have to fantasize over her friends. Including this one.

I want to fuck Kourtney X today.

Saturday's Asian

This hot one is a Thai/Khmer model/actress that every red-blooded American male needs to know about.

I want to fuck Sunisa Kim today.

Second Helping

Couldn't resist another young pornstar today. Irresistible.

I want to fuck Pamela Spice again today.

Another Former Junior

Seeing Lucy Hale on TV Monday night reminded me of a few of the other young girls from the ill-fated American Juniors back in 2003. There was another one who was only 11 at the time and quite a cute kid. I told myself to keep an eye on her as she grew up, since I've always had the gift of picking out which young girls would grow up to be the hot ones. Now she's 18, and I was right with this one, even though she didn't become a star at all. I like her anyway.

I want to fuck Grace Leer today.

Juicy Jewess II

Everything I said on Dec 29 about Israeli girls still holds true. This one is another hot 19-year-old Israeli model, who was in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue last year.

I want to fuck Esti Ginzberg today.

Luscious Lucy

I was watching CSI:Miami last night, and I knew I recognized this girl. First noticed the cuteness, and predicted the hotness, when she was bait on the ill-fated American Juniors, only 13 years old. Then kept my eye on her in many TV shows, including Bionic Woman. Now she's 20 and as cute as ever.

I want to fuck Lucy Hale today.

Take Me to Class

I happen to live in a city with three colleges, and the college girls are swarming today. Found this one on line. Wish I knew her. She's a student at Santa Monica College.

I want to fuck Jazmin X today.

Cheer Me On

Just stumbled on this one today. Someone having something to do with the Brazilian soccer team, probably a cheerleader or something. Sweeeet!

I want to fuck this girl today.

Barely Bait

This one caused a little dilemma. I've been seeing this pic every time I walk into fucking Walmart, and it's fucking incredible. It's probably enhanced beyond belief, but it's really nice. I finally found it online, cuz I didn't want to stand there in the store staring at it, with my fiancée right next to me. The problem is she's underage. I said I wouldn't post any bait here, but then I realized something. As of Nov 23, she's been legal in 38 states, including mine. Even in the past year, she's been legal in 31, including mine. So, in this case I'm making an exception, because this pic is so fucking hot, and I can legally do it, if she'd only let me. I will phrase my wish in the following way, even though it makes sense only if I could time travel, so it can be legal in all fifty states.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 today.

Friday's Blonde

I want to fuck Lindsay Marie today.

Twin Treat

Yes, I'm actually listing this one today. Who hasn't lusted for her and her sister for years when they were bait, but then became more and more disappointed year after year after that? And I know everyone says Ashley is the pretty one, but I think this one would be awesome in the sack. Aside from her creepy anorexia, there's something a little wild in her eyes. This pic was from right after they became legal.

I want to fuck Mary-Kate Olsen today.

Portman the Third

And another repeat! Just saw this young lady's pix in the new issue of Elle UK, and I'm in love again.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Muy Caliente

Found this random cute pic on a college website I was browsing, UCLA. She looks a little young, but I'll assume she's over 18.

I want to fuck this girl today.

Heroes Hot One

Heroes is back tonight, and ads with this hot one are all over NBC, not that I mind! And I admit it- I've been in love with this one for a few years, yes, even when she was underage a little. But she isn't now, so, even though I said it before, I'll say it again.

I want to fuck Hayden Panettiere again today.

Dark Delight

Jungle fever is hitting me hard today. I've never heard of this girl until today, but that won't keep me waiting.

I want to fuck Jessica White today.

Tempting Teen

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More spying on my fiancée's camera. Another cousin, the little sister of Rachel from Wednesday. This one lives in Virginia and is still in high school! But she has turned 18-- two weeks ago!!

I want to fuck Taylor X today.

Balance on Me

Man, gymnasts!! I love em!! This one is a junior at Sacramento State and a star of the team there.

I want to fuck Amanda Bieber today.