Book One: Final Post

As I sail off into the sunset, I'm posting an old favorite for the twelfth time. I'm going on hiatus now. My wedding day is one month from now, and yes, we're getting married the day after Christmas. Yes, I know it's nuts, but it wasn't my idea.

It is my idea to take a month off from this blog before my wedding out of respect for my fiancée, and not return to this blog for at least a month after the wedding out of respect for my new wife. Then we'll see what happens.

Many of you emailed and commented many questions and comments to me about me and this blog, and I'll answer in my own way below the fold. It's quite long, so read it only if you really want to. In any case, see you in two months! As for today:

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

AhhhhAlina

Yes, another teen model. I figured I'd take one more look before I went on hiatus. Couldn't stop gazing at this one who goes by the nickname BalletStar for some reason, and I'd be real thankful to be with her today! I'm going to assume she's over 18 cuz she's freakin' perfect.

I want to fuck Alina today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 1 DAY.

Another Barely Legal Barely Incest

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If you've read my bday posts from several months back, you've noticed that I included a few of my cousins in my fantasies. Believe it or not, cousins are legal in most states, including mine! Anyway, I have more cousins than those three. My dad and mom have several brothers and sisters between them, and many of them have many kids, all my cousins.

I was going through some crap at my parents' house a few weeks ago, and saw this snapshot included in last year's Christmas card. Probably from some prom or something. After gazing at it (and them) for a few hours, I quickly scanned it and emailed it to myself. She's a cousin I haven't seen in over nine years, but I'd really, really like to see her now! She's now a high school senior in Florida, and is already 18. So doubly legal!

I want to fuck my cousin Becky today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 2 DAYS.

No Longer Bait VIII

BAIT IS LEGAL!!! Well, it finally happened. I usually love it when this happens, but for some reason there's a little letdown today. This one finally turns 18 today. But I've lusted for her for so long, that it almost doesn't matter. Plus, she's turned into such a white-trash skank, that it's hard to get turned on anymore. I wonder if it's the fact that she's no longer jailbait that makes her less appealing, since she's now just another in a long list of Hollywood sluts. Maybe. But looking at her still does it for me now and then. Like today!

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 3 DAYS.

Battle of the Emmas & Bait Alert

Due to all this bullshit out there about the newest Harry Potter movie, I've been seeing a LOT of this little hottie around. Unfortunately, most are of her now after that hideous haircut that left her looking like a little boy with leukemia. Anyway, I was having some fun webbrowsing for pix of her, and saw some blog entry with the label "Battle of the Emmas" with a long entry and comment section about who was hotter: Emma Stone, Emma Roberts, or Emma Watson.

I mean, is there any fucking doubt? Why is anyone arguing about this? True, I have posted Emma Roberts on 2/10, and Emma Stone the other day on 11/7. But, come on! I'm sure you can see from my posts from 1/25, 4/15, 4/17, and 8/8 who I would choose. So I'm posting my own Battle of the Emmas. It's no fucking contest!

I want to fuck Emma Watson again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 4 DAYS.

JAILBAIT ALERT:

Sweet Cherry

Yes, another teen model. I need to stay off those sites. They're fucking dangerous! This amazing one has blown me away for what seems like years now. So fucking perfect, I'm going to assume she's 18.

I want to fuck Cherry today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 5 DAYS.

Another Real Bait Incest

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Back on June 23, I mentioned how my brother Steve called to gripe about finding nude pix of his slutty daughter Brittany on her laptop, and how he's pretty sure she's emailing them around and posting them on websites and who-knows-where. Then on Oct 27, I mentioned he called again to complain more after finding more on her laptop, and on real jailbait sites. (Why was he looking there?)

I told only half story for that day.

He also called to gripe about his younger daughter Alexis. That's her above several months ago when she was 12. You might remember I included Alexis, as well as Brittany, in my birthday fantasies. Since then she's turned 13, and is following closely in her sister's footsteps. Full frontals of herself were taken and sent out to who-knows-where. Again, for some reason, he sent some to me, probably for some sympathy, but my reaction was very different. Here's one of the SFW ones:

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I've already mentioned twice that I'd like a shot at Brittany, but now I'm aiming higher, or is it lower? What really turns me on is the following question: Who took these? Her sister? Some guy? Some girl? Any possible answer is very arousing. All I can say is, I'm saying she's 18 and the following:

I want to fuck my niece Alexis today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 6 DAYS.

Friday's Asian

Ahhhh. Nothing like some hot asian porn. I'd love to have this one for myself for a few hours!

I want to fuck Miko Sinz today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 7 DAYS.

Lovely Laurie

OK, I admit it. I still look at teen model sites. So sue me. But it got me thinking. Let me see. I've posted Sandra Orlow four times, Teen Model Cindy once, Brittany Marie and Sherri Valerie Guzik twice and once, Teen Models Dawn and Lacey twice each, and Cinderella Girl once. I still haven't posted one of my all-time favorites, who I am sure is over 18 by this point.

I want to fuck Laurie today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 8 DAYS.

Fine Frenchie

I found out about this little hot one only yesterday. She's an adorable 26-year old French pop star, or chanteuse as they say. I may have to start listening if she sounds as hot as she looks!

I want to fuck Alizée today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 9 DAYS.

Sha-Sha-Sha-Shailene

Another bday of another hottie from TV. Yesterday was her 19th. Some shows I've seen, most I have not. But I'm seeing her now!

I want to fuck Shailene Woodley today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 10 DAYS.

Bustin' Out Barely Bait

If this hot little asian looks familiar, it's cuz she was recently known all over the web as the "Busty 11-Year-Old Girl with F Cup." (Google it!) Today she turns 17, which is legal in my state and 37 others. That's fine with me!

I want to fuck Saaya Irie today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 11 DAYS.

Joltin' Jordyn

Am I supposed to know this chick? Some pop singer of some real crap, I'm sure. I don't, but I wish I did. She turns 20 today, perfect chance for some webpic browsing.

I want to fuck Jordyn Taylor today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 12 DAYS.

Another Real Real Bait

OK, I know I've made a few rules for myself on this blog, and I've broken them only once or twice. Well, I'm going on hiatus in two weeks, so my stringency is slipping. I'm breaking a rule again today. I already posted a jailbait alert for this ridiculously adorable thing back on Feb 7 when I said "Now, I'm NOT saying I want to fuck her now, but I'm pretty sure she'll be very fuckable in five years. Keep an eye on her!"

Well, things have changed, because SHE has changed. Or grown up a bit, or is growing up a bit. Whatever. The fact is she's fucking incredible. And a little look around the web shows I'm not alone. (Although I seem to be one of the first to have pointed her out to the world last winter!) Is it her amazing CSLs? Or is it something else? I don't know. Anyway, today, I'm going to assume she's 18.

I want to fuck Chloë Moretz today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 13 DAYS.

Disney Dish II

As I said back on Dec 11, my interest in this girl really comes and goes. Actually, most days I don't even look twice at her. But today is her 28th bday, so I took a closer look at a LOT of pix of her. Now I'm in the mood for her.

I want to fuck Anne Hathaway again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 14 DAYS.

Naughty Natalie

Amazing! I can actually have the hots for someone over 20! Of course, being a Miss Universe certainly helps just a little. This awesome hot one got that award in 2005, and she turns 29 today.

I want to fuck Natalie Glebova today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 15 DAYS.

Real Bait XI and Not Bait Rerun

Thanks to a suggestion from a reader a few weeks ago, I've been checking out pix of this wonderful hottie on the right. I'm not sure why I haven't posted her yet; my eyes have turned toward her many times in the last year or two. Now I know she's still only 16, but that's legal in my state and in 30 more. Plus, the girl she's with here, Lorraine Nicholson, is 20, and I already posted her back on 4/16. This pic is a shot of the two of them filming the movie "Soul Surfer," and it really got me going, so I have to say the following:

I want to fuck AnnaSophia Robb and Lorraine Nicholson together today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 16 DAYS.

Bubbling Biba

I love women athletes, including those in table tennis. That's right! This hot thing plays ping-pong for a living. Hey, don't laugh. It's actually an Olympic sport! Anyway, this smokin Serbian turns 33 today, if you can believe it. What is age but a only a number?

I want to fuck Biba Golic today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 17 DAYS.

Drippin' Droke

When I first saw this hot little thing's pix, after hearing she turns 23 today, I thought I was looking at bait, but I wasn't. Well, mostly not. She began acting at 17, so most of the pix I see are over 18. So why does she look 11 years old? And why is that so hot? Am I sick? Probably.

I want to fuck Samantha Droke today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 18 DAYS.

Smokin' Stone

Does anyone have any idea who this chick is? I have no fucking clue, some actress in some shit I've never seen. But she turned 22 yesterday, and she's hot today!

I want to fuck Emma Stone today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 19 DAYS.

Ahhh Ana

I love tennis hotties. What can I say. This hot little Serbian turns 23 today. Let me at her!

I want to fuck Ana Ivanović today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 20 DAYS.

Real Bait X

I saw this girl's name on a celeb birthday list two days ago and gave it a pass. One, because she turned only 15. Two, I didn't look too close. Today I did, and I can't give it a pass. Half her blood is also in the Kardashian sluts, through her mother Kris Houghton, which explains why she's so fucking hot. (Her mother first married Robert Kardashian and is now married to Bruce Jenner.)

I can't look away, so I'm giving in. And I've convinced myself she's 18!

I want to fuck Kendall Jenner today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 21 DAYS.

Sword Swallower

I need to stay off the teen model pages. They do me no good. There are several I've been checking out over and over these past few years. I've seen this one around for five years or so, many of them nude. Now I know for a fact that she's over 18 now, even though I have no idea what her real name is, and that she poses more freely in the nude than ever before. But the one line I draw on whoiwanttofucktoday, and I'm not exactly sure why, is nudity. So, I'm posting this incredibly hot one that leaves very little to the imagination.

I want to fuck Cinderella Girl today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 22 DAYS.

Mexican Mouthful

Does anyone know this chick? I wish I did. Today is the 21st birthday of this Mexican-American singer of pop songs I've never heard. Who cares? Get a load of that ass!

I want to fuck Paula DeAnda today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 23 DAYS.

Halloween Temptation III

Anyone who's familiar at all with Brittany Marie Guzik, who I already posted on 3/21 and 5/29, knows she has two younger sisters. One of them turned legal on Sept 16, and I missed it! Will she now pose nude like her slutty older sis? One can only hope. Until then, there're lotsa non-nudes, including this Halloween homemade.

I want to fuck Sherri Valerie Guzik today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 24 DAYS.

Halloween Temptation II

Halloween should be a season, not just one day. Especially when hot young sluts dress like this! Or look like this on the web, anyway! Another fan pic of the same teen model, who I assume is over 18.

I want to fuck Lacey again today.

COUNTDOWN TO BOOK I FINAL POST: 25 DAYS.