Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Portman the Ninth


I know, I know. Freakin again? Can't help it. Woke up to intense images of her this morning after actually dreaming about her. So:

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Jolting Jennifer


This girl is pretty hot now at 39 years old, but she was smokin' several years ago. The pic is from "Career Opportunities" back in 1991, and who can forget her topless beach scene in "The Hot Spot" a year earlier?

I want to fuck Jennifer Connelly when she was 18 today.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Portman VIII


Yes, again. Just discovered these pix from a spread of her in an issue of Interview last year. This is really her!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Mmmmmmmemory


Just saw some story today talking about Clueless for some reason. Remember when this chick was smokin' hot? I sure do.

I want to fuck Alicia Silverstone when she was 18 today.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Wet N Wild


Caught this hot one swimming in our complex's pool. Got this pic myself, thanks to the "silent" function! She's old enough, a student in the local college, so I know she's over 18.

I want to fuck Marisa X today.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Lickable Linda


I'm kind of amazed I haven't posted this one yet. And she's actually on my allowed-to-fuck list. Today she turns 35, and I've had the hots for her since Freaks and Geeks, where she played a 17 year old, when she was 24.

I want to fuck Linda Cardellini today.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Thursday's Almost Nude


Just some pornsite browsing today. Came across this barely legal hottie taking it all off. Site says she's 18 and I choose to believe it.

I want to fuck Jenny today.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Real Bait Incest

[[PHOTO REMOVED BY AUTHOR 4/2/2011]]

I said I'd hold back from this kind of thing, especially since I got it out of my system during my bday weekend, but something happened the other day. My older brother Steve called. He found some nude pix his 13-year old daughter Brittany took of herself. Above is a cute nonnude one of her from last fall.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Dark Delight Rerun


More jungle fever, just like back on Jan 3. That's cuz it's this hot one's bday today, her 26th. Let's party!

I want to fuck Jessica White again today.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Barely Bait Rerun Rerun


Has anyone heard all the gossip about this chick this week? Something about pixelated pics of her that imply she's pantyless? A little confusing, and I haven't found any of the pix online. Had a lot of fun looking though.

I want to fuck Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 again today.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Take Me Back to Steffi


I wasn't going to post this chick at all last week. She turned 41 last Monday. But then I remembered how fuckable she was back in the early 90s, in spite of her schnozz.

I want to fuck Steffi Graf when she was 18 today.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Lickable Lauren


Just a little break from celebs for now. More lusting after my fiancée's young friends. This is actually the little 18-year old sister of a guy-friend of my fiancée. I'd let him fuck her if he'd let me have his sister! Then again, who gives a shit about him?

I want to fuck Lauren X today.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Wild Willa


I haven't seen this hot thing in fucking anything, but I'd like to see her in nothing! Today she turns 19.

I want to fuck Willa Holland today.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Sweet Steph


Shit, I wanted to fuck this girl everyday during the last summer Olympic Games. What a hot fucking slut! Today she turns 22, and I'd really like to help her celebrate.

I want to fuck Stephanie Rice today.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Kool Keshia


This one was a hot little jailbait popstar from Canada just a few years ago. Now she turns 21 today, and she's even hotter.

I want to fuck Keshia Chanté today.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Super Cid


I love gymnasts. I mean I really love gymnasts. This hot one is an Olympian in rhythmic gymnastics from Spain. And she's actually 30 years old today. Not bait at all!

I want to fuck Almudena Cid Tostado today.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Luscious Lucy II


I first posted this hot little thing back on January 12, and today is her 21st birthday, so I'm posting her again. Friggin yummy!

I want to fuck Lucy Hale again today.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Tasty Twins

Now this is a day to celebrate. I remember six years ago when everyone celebrated the legalling of these two. Today they turn 24, and I know by now it's a real cliché, but I don't want to choose.




I want to fuck Ashley Olsen today.





I want to fuck Mary-Kate Olsen again today.





I want to fuck Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen together today.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Luscious Lima II


Now this was a tough one to choose today. (It's her 29th birthday.)

I want to fuck Adriana Lima again today.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Hot Hot Heather


Here's proof I'm not into jailbait only. This hot tight thing turned 32 years old two days ago. (The same day as Portman's bday, who I wasn't bumping for anybody!) She's a pro soccer player and very hot.

I want to fuck Heather Mitts today.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Lickable Lipinski


This girl always baffled me. She was pretty awesome bait back in the 90s when she was skating, but she didn't age well at all. Still, sometimes I look at her and want to fuck the hell out of her. Others, I can't look away fast enough. Weird. Anyway, today is her 29th birthday, and I think this is the first sort of day.

I want to fuck Tara Lipinski today.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Portman the Seventh


Again? Yes, again. But this time for good reason. Today is her 29th birthday. Let's party!

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Tuesday's Blonde


OK! Once more, and maybe I can get her out of my system.

I want to fuck Aria again today.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Double Ace


I can't believe I posted this girl only once, back on Dec 8. But, today is her birthday, her 29th, and I'll help her celebrate.

I want to fuck Anna Kournikova again today.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Sunday's Blonde


I thought one day would be enough. I was wrong.

I want to fuck Aria again today.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Saturday's Blonde


I first posted this hot thing way back on Dec 25. Nice hot pornstar for a present. Well, I want her again, especially after I found more pix of her.

I want to fuck Aria again today.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Jolting Junior II


This is the same girl from May 11. She turned 21 last weekend, and my fiancée and a buncha hot chix went out to get hammered. Nice guys don't fuck drunk chicks, but she'd be hard to pass up.

I want to fuck Brittany X again today.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Hot Hindu


A little swarm of Indian collage girls were on the bus today. A real hot one with almost nude c-cups was sitting right next to me. Man, I wish she could come home with me! But I'll have to be satisfied with pix of hot Indian actresses. Like this one I posted back on Dec 4.

I want to fuck Ileana D'Cruz again today.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Real Bait V


This little cutie turns 16 today, legal in 31 states, including mine. I haven't seen her in anything, but I'd give her a good try.

I want to fuck Jemma McKenzie-Brown when she turns 18 today.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Portman VI


An old desire returned today. I love fake nudes of celebs, and this pic is an obvious one. But it's pretty hot anyway.

I want to fuck Natalie Portman again today.